Are you kidding me?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by AfterSSE, Dec 4, 2007.

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  1. Makes one want to weep....(the amount of times I coulda been thrown out....Lol)
  2. Great one After SSE, good to see UK still has its eccentricities and sense of humour. There are a few possibilities for the old chap and at least he does not need a de-odoriser.

    • Fit a silencer
    • Practice ventriloquy
    • Sit with other ‘old farts’ in a special area like ‘farters only’ What fun designing a sign
    • Form a ‘farting choir’

    Having said that I don’t think I would appreciate sitting near a ‘ farter’, smell or no smell. Far too embarrassing I reckon.
  5. I was once a member of a mess where anyone who farted during meal times was fined a slab of beer. Perhaps something similar would be an incentive for this bloke to take his rancid arse outside.
  6. Difficult to imagine anyone ' farting ' at meal times :pukel: what mess was that btw? With the 'old bloke' and the odour free farts , I suspect that with age his sense of smell has gone , although mine doesn't smell now I think of it.

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