Are you insured for sex:

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having

    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged

    Sex with a prostitute- Commercial Union;

    Sex with your maid- Employer's Liability.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex resulting in pregnancy- General Accident

    and finally

    Sex with a transvestite -
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