Arab in US embassy for visa.

Skate_II

Midshipman
Consul : "What is your name?"
Arab : "Abdul Aziz"
Consul : "Sex?"
Arab : "Oh, yes, about ten times a week".
Consul : "No, no, I mean male or female."
Arab : "Male and female and sometimes even camels."
Consul : "Holy cow!"
Arab : "Yes, cows....and dogs too!!"
Consul : "Man.........isn't it hostile?"
Arab : "Horse style, dog style, any style."
Consul : "Oh.......dear."
Arab : "Deer? No, not deer, they run too fast."
 
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