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Apprentice Charleine on 'ejaculation pillow' - I saw worse at Secret Santa!

WreckerL

War Hero
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WTF is Secret Santa?

All your mess mates/work mates names go in a hat, whoever you draw out you have to buy a prezzy for, normally for a fiver or less. When I was serving some of the prezzies were hilarious as they're supposed to reflect the person's character or habits.

Fortunately I work in an environment which is heavy with ex0service although if we get a civvy's name we have to be a bit more careful.

Secret as in you don't know who got you your prezzie.
 

dapperdunn

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Book Reviewer
I got banned from secret Santa at work for 'not taking it seriously'
Civvies, no sense of humour!
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I got banned from secret Santa at work for 'not taking it seriously'
Civvies, no sense of humour!

This year I nearly had a female colleague in tears until someone explained what the Secret Santa prezzy actually alluded to.
 

dapperdunn

War Hero
Book Reviewer
This year I nearly had a female colleague in tears until someone explained what the Secret Santa prezzy actually alluded to.
I did have one in tears. Apparently she was expecting something like perfume. She's the school's reprographics officer and a big box of gash stationary from out of the drawers in my office , was not appreciated. Made me laugh tho! :)
 
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