Apprentice Charleine on 'ejaculation pillow' - I saw worse at Secret Santa!

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  1. Apprentice star Charleine Wain has had her say on Royal Navy School's 'ejaculation pillow' row saying she saw worse during her days at sea - especially during Secret Santa. Report on plymouthherald
  2. (granny)

    (granny) War Hero Book Reviewer

    WTF is Secret Santa?
  3. All your mess mates/work mates names go in a hat, whoever you draw out you have to buy a prezzy for, normally for a fiver or less. When I was serving some of the prezzies were hilarious as they're supposed to reflect the person's character or habits.

    Fortunately I work in an environment which is heavy with ex0service although if we get a civvy's name we have to be a bit more careful.

    Secret as in you don't know who got you your prezzie.
  4. I got banned from secret Santa at work for 'not taking it seriously'
    Civvies, no sense of humour!
  5. This year I nearly had a female colleague in tears until someone explained what the Secret Santa prezzy actually alluded to.
  6. You shouldn't have given her that onesie.........
  7. I did have one in tears. Apparently she was expecting something like perfume. She's the school's reprographics officer and a big box of gash stationary from out of the drawers in my office , was not appreciated. Made me laugh tho! :)
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  8. I bought my Lesbian collegue a set of boob stress balls, she loved them :)
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  9. Jimmy on one of my small ships got a block of cheese, he didn't get it.
  10. (granny)

    (granny) War Hero Book Reviewer

    Gosh!, haw- haw! what spiffing fun !
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  11. Absolutely old chap, rum times indeed. What we missed out on in the days of steam. Feel really seen off....

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