Apology

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Jacque-le-douste, Dec 11, 2007.

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  1. After the initial dinner time sesh of a bunch of Spanish ex submariners may I apologise for my behaviour in shoooting thru a bit early, I,m afraid the bubbly did for me. As a matter of fact has anybody seen my teeth? evidently my oppo thinks I didnt leave them at the table but they are definately not in my gob now. Anybody up for checking the sh*t tank?
     
  2. You have teeth down there!!! o_O :lol:
     
  3. Not any more!!!
     
  4. Snap, Roy !!!!
     
  5. I did tell you not to play in the "Woods"

    Nutty
     
  6. My Old Mum had a saying about
    " I never will, and I never should,
    play with the nasties in the "Woods"
    Or maybe it's just a West Country saying ??
     
  7. Having never been with a female, I eventually trapped,
    She was all go, but I could not, She asked why

    I said well my Mum told me they had teeth down there!

    She assured me and said give me your finger FEEL!

    See there are no teeth down there

    I said
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    Know the bloody wonder with gums like that :)
     
  8. A visit to the Dentist this forenoon has left me with a bill of E475 and they wont be ready till after Christmas.
    Still one saving grace, I did shoot thru without paying!
    How blessed am I to have an oppo like Nutty?
     
  9. Jacque-le-Douste went off to the WOODS to play, here
    are the "Woods" Children



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    Now because Jacque-le-Douste played with himself so much in the
    Woods he became tired and emotional. He is a picture of him being being tired and emotional children


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    But Nutty being a fine oppo saved Jacque-le-Douste from a fate
    with the Guarda Civil and stumped up for Jacque-le-Douste's
    lunch and that of his fine lady.

    Still as Jacque-le-Douste has rescued me twice in recent months
    from a similar fate from playing in the same Woods I do not
    begrudge my oppo the Akers I spent.

    Nutty

    PS Moondog the Woods are coming your way see you 02.01.2008

    PPS the big schonk reflected in the glass right is Nutty's.
     

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