Apology

#1
After the initial dinner time sesh of a bunch of Spanish ex submariners may I apologise for my behaviour in shoooting thru a bit early, I,m afraid the bubbly did for me. As a matter of fact has anybody seen my teeth? evidently my oppo thinks I didnt leave them at the table but they are definately not in my gob now. Anybody up for checking the sh*t tank?
 
#2
Jacque-le-douste said:
After the initial dinner time sesh of a bunch of Spanish ex submariners may I apologise for my behaviour in shoooting thru a bit early, I,m afraid the bubbly did for me. As a matter of fact has anybody seen my teeth? evidently my oppo thinks I didnt leave them at the table but they are definately not in my gob now. Anybody up for checking the sh*t tank?
You have teeth down there!!! o_O :lol:
 
#5
Jacque-le-douste said:
After the initial dinner time sesh of a bunch of Spanish ex submariners may I apologise for my behaviour in shoooting thru a bit early, I,m afraid the bubbly did for me. As a matter of fact has anybody seen my teeth? evidently my oppo thinks I didnt leave them at the table but they are definately not in my gob now. Anybody up for checking the sh*t tank?
I did tell you not to play in the "Woods"

Nutty
 
#6
My Old Mum had a saying about
" I never will, and I never should,
play with the nasties in the "Woods"
Or maybe it's just a West Country saying ??
 
#7
Having never been with a female, I eventually trapped,
She was all go, but I could not, She asked why

I said well my Mum told me they had teeth down there!

She assured me and said give me your finger FEEL!

See there are no teeth down there

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Know the bloody wonder with gums like that :)
 
#8
A visit to the Dentist this forenoon has left me with a bill of E475 and they wont be ready till after Christmas.
Still one saving grace, I did shoot thru without paying!
How blessed am I to have an oppo like Nutty?
 
#9
Jacque-le-Douste went off to the WOODS to play, here
are the "Woods" Children






Now because Jacque-le-Douste played with himself so much in the
Woods he became tired and emotional. He is a picture of him being being tired and emotional children





But Nutty being a fine oppo saved Jacque-le-Douste from a fate
with the Guarda Civil and stumped up for Jacque-le-Douste's
lunch and that of his fine lady.

Still as Jacque-le-Douste has rescued me twice in recent months
from a similar fate from playing in the same Woods I do not
begrudge my oppo the Akers I spent.

Nutty

PS Moondog the Woods are coming your way see you 02.01.2008

PPS the big schonk reflected in the glass right is Nutty's.
 
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