Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Nails, Mar 18, 2009.

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  1. Hello all,

    This is the mother of the individual who has created this account. His real name is Steven and he is 17 years old. After looking at his computer today I was appalled at the content on here that he has posted. Therefore, I am writing this as a formal apology to all those in the armed forces who have been offended by my son's actions on this website.

    He is young and very immature and I hope you can accept my apology on his behalf. He is now banned from using our internet and has had a strong talking to concerning his misuse of the home computer. He has no affiliation to any of the armed forces as they would not let him join due to his asthma. I am trying to make a man out of my son and get him to find a job, but he seems to be wasting his days online. I ensure that this will now stop and I thank you for your time and patience.

    Sincere apologies,

  2. Do you fcuk on the first date Karen?
  3. Karen

    Which branch of the Armed Forces turned him down because of his asthma?
  4. Show us your norks Karen....
  5. Fcuk foreplay, show us your gutted rabbit!
  6. :lol:
  7. I bet it looks like a dockyard moggy that's been hit with an axe...
  8. Like the edge of an overfilled ham sandwich.
    I don't think so.
  10. To misquote Life of Brian " He's not Nails, he's a very naughty boy".
  11. Harsh...but fair. :lol:

    I also liked this bit...
    My screen is now peppered with M&M particles of varying degrees of colour stuck to the coffee that I have not had time to clean off yet... :lol: :slow: :rofl:
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Is Karen an anagram of Carcass?! :wink:

  13. No it isn't.
  14. Like a badly packed donner kebab!!!
  15. Coffee spluttered on the pooter screen through laughter Walt...
  16. Karen ,please call again later when our associate Hig is around,he may wish to make a request.
  17. Let's mercilessly hound and then out him, I hate walts.
  18. Get ya muthafuckin dicks out then!
  19. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Karen, Language, please.
  20. U want some rat then come lick mine out ya f'ucking big mouthed, limp d!cked c'unts. I want a tongue then a c0ck right up my sh!tter. Who's up for it?

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