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  1. Nails

    Nails Banned

    Hello all,

    This is the mother of the individual who has created this account. His real name is Steven and he is 17 years old. After looking at his computer today I was appalled at the content on here that he has posted. Therefore, I am writing this as a formal apology to all those in the armed forces who have been offended by my son's actions on this website.

    He is young and very immature and I hope you can accept my apology on his behalf. He is now banned from using our internet and has had a strong talking to concerning his misuse of the home computer. He has no affiliation to any of the armed forces as they would not let him join due to his asthma. I am trying to make a man out of my son and get him to find a job, but he seems to be wasting his days online. I ensure that this will now stop and I thank you for your time and patience.

    Sincere apologies,

  2. RonJeremy

    RonJeremy Banned

    Do you fcuk on the first date Karen?
  3. soleil

    soleil War Hero


    Which branch of the Armed Forces turned him down because of his asthma?
  4. RonJeremy

    RonJeremy Banned

    Show us your norks Karen....
  5. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    Fcuk foreplay, show us your gutted rabbit!
  6. Shaved_Chimp

    Shaved_Chimp New member

  7. RonJeremy

    RonJeremy Banned

    I bet it looks like a dockyard moggy that's been hit with an axe...
  8. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    Like the edge of an overfilled ham sandwich.
  9. Drakey

    Drakey War Hero

    I don't think so.
  10. jambosun

    jambosun Badgeman

    To misquote Life of Brian " He's not Nails, he's a very naughty boy".
  11. Polto

    Polto War Hero

    Harsh...but fair. :lol:

    I also liked this bit...
    My screen is now peppered with M&M particles of varying degrees of colour stuck to the coffee that I have not had time to clean off yet... :lol: :slow: :rofl:
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Is Karen an anagram of Carcass?! :wink:
  13. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    No it isn't.
  14. Like a badly packed donner kebab!!!
  15. lukep

    lukep New member

    Coffee spluttered on the pooter screen through laughter Walt...
  16. 4to8

    4to8 New member

    Karen ,please call again later when our associate Hig is around,he may wish to make a request.
  17. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    Let's mercilessly hound and then out him, I hate walts.
  18. Nails

    Nails Banned

    Get ya muthafuckin dicks out then!
  19. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Karen, Language, please.
  20. Nails

    Nails Banned

    U want some rat then come lick mine out ya f'ucking big mouthed, limp d!cked c'unts. I want a tongue then a c0ck right up my sh!tter. Who's up for it?

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