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Anyone know this old salt, she was a Seaman Specialist

slim

War Hero
Joined at 16 left at 17. Must have just about completed initial training.
New tits on the national Health and now wanting Breast reduction.


Josie Cunningham’s former occupation — that of warfare specialist in the Royal Navy — must be coming in rather handy at the moment. For the 23-year-old would-be glamour model has been busy deflecting the salvos fired at her from some very disgruntled taxpayers.
The single mother-of-two recently sparked outrage by boasting that she had her breasts increased from a 32A to 36DD courtesy of the NHS, then made matters worse by announcing casually just five months later that she’d like her £5,000 implants removed — at a further cost of £1,600 — because they are attracting too much negative publicity.


Warning, this interview will make your blood boil: Josie had £5,000 breast implants on the NHS. So why does she now want YOU to pay to remove them? | Mail Online
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
As a person who's full time occupation is identifying suitable candidates for jobs, by means of competency: Without wishing to be rude, whilst the person may aspire to become a glamour model, I can already spot a reason why this particular individual may not necessarily make the grade - regardless of the size of her breasts.
 
As a person who's full time occupation is identifying suitable candidates for jobs, by means of competency: Without wishing to be rude, whilst the person may aspire to become a glamour model, I can already spot a reason why this particular individual may not necessarily make the grade - regardless of the size of her breasts.

Yep, she doesn't seem able to pick jobs she's suitable for.

I'm picking motherhood was a tadge random.
 

Rachelthree

War Hero
If she gave birth at 17 and left because she chose to start a family probably left within that 6 months timeframe thinggy? Why did they even mention it, she is bad enough for womankind let alone the navy. Fair enough some people do get taunted for having no boobs, one of my friends did. She however worked 3 jobs at uni and saved for them herself, as she said- it would make her life better but wasn't neccessary to save it. These problems do exist but the nhs paying and the way she boasted about it (whether the media manipulated it at all she still agreed to go in the paper and boasted on social media) makes her a skank.
 

MG Maniac

War Hero
The single mother-of-two recently sparked outrage by boasting that she had her breasts increased from a 32A to 36DD courtesy of the NHS,

This actually doesn't make sense! But there again does anything the DM print make sense??? .... According to 'Er Indoors (and who am I to argue) the 32" (36") bit refers to the size of her chest under her boobs so to go from 32" to 36" she must have piled on a lot of weight! The difference between the 32" or 36" under her boobs and the circumference over her boobs equals the cup size A to DD. The choice of increase of cup size is up to her so agree with the majority ... if she wants 'em reduced then she should cough up and go private!
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Heads up babe!

Taken from the original story:
‘I do want loads of surgery,’ she admits. ‘I can’t ever see it getting to the point where I’ll have too much. I just want to look in the mirror and not feel ugly.’

Please take a look at the Munter below who now looks like a disused Captain Scarlet puppet.



*[There's a point when even such a babe-a-licious absolute hottie-foxy-chick body-to-die-for honey like YOU will end up in the EPIC FAIL Department]*

*Terms & Conditions Apply. This description is not necessarily the opinion of the author.
 

tommo

War Hero
Title of this thread says Seaman Specialist, article says Warfare Specialist.

I'll do breast reduction for free with a pusser's rigging knife. It may make the honking bit of kit a little, well less honking.
 

slim

War Hero
If she gave birth at 17 and left because she chose to start a family probably left within that 6 months timeframe thinggy? Why did they even mention it, she is bad enough for womankind let alone the navy. Fair enough some people do get taunted for having no boobs, one of my friends did. She however worked 3 jobs at uni and saved for them herself, as she said- it would make her life better but wasn't neccessary to save it. These problems do exist but the nhs paying and the way she boasted about it (whether the media manipulated it at all she still agreed to go in the paper and boasted on social media) makes her a skank.


Why the need for plastic surgery?
All it needs is plenty of massage.
Matelots wishing to assist can get in the line forming behind me:tongue8:
 

Seadog

War Hero
Moderator
Just because it's in tomorrow's chip paper doesn't make it Current Affairs. FFS.

Get ye to the Gash Barge.
 

Ships_Cat

War Hero
whilst the person may aspire to become a glamour model, I can already spot a reason why this particular individual may not necessarily make the grade - regardless of the size of her breasts.

Hrm, I esp love the "before" shot of her wearing a trackkie that fails to cover the fadgetat, drawing attention away from the face like a welders bench I think you may be referring to.

The after shot seals it. Why she left the RN I'll never know, she would have been pounded like a loose rivet, mistaken for a kaotois and ruined every weak willed man too lazy to use a sock.
I do like the NHS tape shot though, you can see the horrid scars. Not the ones on her chest, I mean the face where it looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver. The wipe clean shagging wellies maketh the outfit.
 

MG Maniac

War Hero
Hrm, I esp love the "before" shot of her wearing a trackkie that fails to cover the fadgetat, drawing attention away from the face like a welders bench I think you may be referring to.

The after shot seals it. Why she left the RN I'll never know, she would have been pounded like a loose rivet, mistaken for a kaotois and ruined every weak willed man too lazy to use a sock.
I do like the NHS tape shot though, you can see the horrid scars. Not the ones on her chest, I mean the face where it looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver. The wipe clean shagging wellies maketh the outfit.

Jeeez SC ... thats a bit cutting isn't it????
 
Out of interest, and prompted by some of the comments in the story, I checked on her claim. She's a walt as well - no sign of her service anywhere. She might have gone into the AFCO to try and join and subesquently booted out by a right thinking AFCO CPO?
 

AAF

War Hero
Out of interest, and prompted by some of the comments in the story, I checked on her claim. She's a walt as well - no sign of her service anywhere. She might have gone into the AFCO to try and join and subesquently booted out by a right thinking AFCO CPO?

If journos do a daily skeg of forum the Wail will probably hang her out to dry, you might even get a drink WLS. :brushteeth:
 

Egg_Banjo

Badgeman
Glamour Model !!!!! ?????

She is fackin HONKING, that is the typical 'last slapper in Jo's' if ever I saw one, minging facker.
 

Ships_Cat

War Hero
Jeeez SC ... thats a bit cutting isn't it????

While it may seem like heaping scorn, Im pretty sure that anyone with actual body dysmorphia issues doesn't seek attention in the tattle rags in this fashion. Id say the bigger issues lie between the ears.
 
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