Anyone heard this one ?

#1
The development of terms and phrases to describe certain actions is interesting and amusing . Take ‘ turkey slap ‘ for example , something that became very public following the episode of ‘Big Brother ‘ . Another such term used in Oz recently was the ‘ budgie smuggler ‘ . This referred to males wearing a well known brand of swimming trunks , tight fitting , and the ‘ bulge ‘ resulting in the ‘ budgie smuggler ‘ tag . The latest , according to today’s national rag , is the ‘ camel toe ‘. This , apparently , was the outcome of a TV show in which the host , “ was apparently wearing trousers so high –waisted they revealed a visible cleft between the labia “. This was first reported by another newspaper and quote , “ Yes , indeed, this is the level of celebrity journalism the Sunday ********* is engaged in . It is encouraging readers to send in snaps of women’s crotches “. Some are amusing but this is taking the fun too far imo and worthy of the attention of the law . Camel toe , wtf next .
 

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
#3
Take Camel Toe and add a some significant weight to the lady in question to get the visual horror that is known as Moose Knuckle! This phenomenon can often be seen in Gosport on Market Day as the munters emerge in search of the cheap tat on offer. :pukel:
 
#4
jambosun said:
Take Camel Toe and add a some significant weight to the lady in question to get the visual horror that is known as Moose Knuckle! This phenomenon can often be seen in Gosport on Market Day as the munters emerge in search of the cheap tat on offer. :pukel:
Whooah there !!
FAR too much information
 
#7
Maxi_77 said:
hobbit said:
I must ask for more day leave from the monestery
Don't worry I suspect they had to wait for the next convict ship to get up to date on the latest new words from the mother country.
Plenty tp spare over there I hear but mum can keep 'em , we're importing from other sources now .

:thanks:
 
#8
hobbit said:
Maxi_77 said:
hobbit said:
I must ask for more day leave from the monestery
Don't worry I suspect they had to wait for the next convict ship to get up to date on the latest new words from the mother country.
Plenty tp spare over there I hear but mum can keep 'em , we're importing from other sources now .

:thanks:
What sort would you like, I am sure we can offer whatever you need and we will even waive the old £10 fee.
 
#9
jambosun said:
Take Camel Toe and add a some significant weight to the lady in question to get the visual horror that is known as Moose Knuckle! This phenomenon can often be seen in Gosport on Market Day as the munters emerge in search of the cheap tat on offer. :pukel:
Man in a rowing boat is another term :thumright:
 
#10
nutty_bag said:
jambosun said:
Take Camel Toe and add a some significant weight to the lady in question to get the visual horror that is known as Moose Knuckle! This phenomenon can often be seen in Gosport on Market Day as the munters emerge in search of the cheap tat on offer. :pukel:
Man in a rowing boat is another term :thumright:
Budgies tongue is another!! :lick:
 
#14
hobbit said:
The development of terms and phrases to describe certain actions is interesting and amusing . Take ‘ turkey slap ‘ for example , something that became very public following the episode of ‘Big Brother ‘ . Another such term used in Oz recently was the ‘ budgie smuggler ‘ . This referred to males wearing a well known brand of swimming trunks , tight fitting , and the ‘ bulge ‘ resulting in the ‘ budgie smuggler ‘ tag . The latest , according to today’s national rag , is the ‘ camel toe ‘. This , apparently , was the outcome of a TV show in which the host , “ was apparently wearing trousers so high –waisted they revealed a visible cleft between the labia “. This was first reported by another newspaper and quote , “ Yes , indeed, this is the level of celebrity journalism the Sunday ********* is engaged in . It is encouraging readers to send in snaps of women’s crotches “. Some are amusing but this is taking the fun too far imo and worthy of the attention of the law . Camel toe , wtf next .
What is you ******* problem? Do you live in Oz? Fab, I'm getting back there myself. If you live there then why not just say? Instead of Cyberia?
 
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