Anybody want a fight?

#1
I've had a fcuking shite day at work and decided to come home and drink 2 bottles of McGuigans Black Label. Now I'm feeling tasty.

Who wants a fcuking fight? Where's that cnut Alfacharlie? Hmmm?
 
#5
I'm up for it you honking wafu cnut. You can have first dig and once I've laughed at you flailing your mongy hand at my chiseled jaw, I will fold your foreskin over your head and punch your bladder in so you drown on your own hot piss you fcuking spacker.
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#6
off_les_aura said:
ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not a war face

Work on it :whdat:

By the way. I spilt your pint and I firmly believe you are a gayer of the highest order and the lowest wit.
 
#9
Clown_Puncher said:
Have you not got a wife or kids to knock about a bit? Works for me after a hard days drinking.
You're right. What am I thinking? Fcuking cnut spent £40 on a haircut today. My beef ain't with you ggod people. It's her. It was always her.

She needs "correcting"
 
#11
Clown_Puncher said:
Have you not got a wife or kids to knock about a bit? Works for me after a hard days drinking.
Can I borrow his wife and kids when you're finished C_P ? I bought a 40' container [insulated ] from RJ. Much cheaper than a cellar. I told next-door that it was a home-gym so they are ok with the grunting and farting noises
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
#12
off_les_aura said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Have you not got a wife or kids to knock about a bit? Works for me after a hard days drinking.
You're right. What am I thinking? Fcuking cnut spent £40 on a haircut today. My beef ain't with you ggod people. It's her. It was always her.

She needs "correcting"
Ok then.

Mates again. :) :) :) :)
 
#13
off_les_aura said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Have you not got a wife or kids to knock about a bit? Works for me after a hard days drinking.
You're right. What am I thinking? Fcuking cnut spent £40 on a haircut today. My beef ain't with you ggod people. It's her. It was always her.

She needs "correcting"
That's the spirit. Have a couple of tins of Sparbrau, strip down to your vest, remove your belt and knock the fcukers eyes in. Show the materialistic cnut who's boss.
 
#15
Hmm not keen on blokes who allegedly beat the crap out of wimmin due to my mums number 3 husband being a matelot cnut who did likewise. He got his medicine from Royal and your about to get the same you WAFU twunt!!!

:wink: :twisted: :evil:
 
#18
off_les_aura said:
Fcuking cnut spent £40 on a haircut today.
My son,may i offer you the advice of an ex-Chaplain? All this marital dissent is caused by this materialistic world in which we live. £40 for a haircut? Why ,my son, that is the GDP of Somalia.No ,my son you must buy her a lady-shave this Christmas.
You must remember the old adage for marital bliss."Keep her well-fucked and poorly shod and she will never leave you "
Amen
 
#19
X.R.D said:
Hmm not keen on blokes who allegedly beat the crap out of wimmin due to my mums number 3 husband being a matelot cnut who did likewise. He got his medicine from Royal and your about to get the same you WAFU twunt!!!

:wink: :twisted: :evil:
Uh-oh, looks like I'm gonna join MLP on the naughty list.
 
#20
Clown_Puncher said:
Fight! Fight!

He beat his wife XRD, I saw him. And he shoed his kids in.
Righto standby to standby you bunch of Heemers as Royal is on the warpath. Bergen is winging his way to my aid on his very own private leerjet as we speak so you matelot cnuts had better watch it.

Edited to note that i have in fact had one to many drams this evening but would gladly buy clown-puncher, 2DD and A.C a few wets any day of the week!!!

:D
 

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