With the giveaway user name and avatar (and if your man includes any of these in his moniker "John/Arbuthnot/"Jacky"/Fisher/ Baron Fisher of Kilverstone") then he might just be acceptable for that empty billet in your SOC which StxJimbo failed to occupy.
I don't see how you'll escape. No running on boats and not really anywhere to hide. Anyway, by the time you dabbers have left basic you'll have forgotten how to put one foot in front of the other. I can't imagine it being a hunt, more of a slaughter. :-D