Any recommendations on where to go in the carribian in August?

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guestm

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#4
Cuba. The rest of the Caribbean is an absolute shithole and full of cruise lining twats who are far more annoying than a ship's company.
 
#5
My recommendation would be to choose somewhere else, as the poster above stated and I wholeheartedly concur, the place is an utter shithole.
 
#10
Spliff villa - Montego bay (for rent)

Come to Jamaica man! I have a luxury time-share for rent. It's the one made of wood - none of that tin crap for me. A tenner a week per person. Hot and cold running sewage. Fully serviced and all waste food is removed by a team of giant rats specifically trained for the purpose. There's only been eight murders on the estate since New Years Day (a new record for the area). Special discount for holiday-makers at J'Bob's Spliff shop three huts down and a welcome pack of coconuts, boiled goat, rice'n'peas is provided. Enjoy your stay.

 
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Come to Jamaica man! I have a luxury time-share for rent. It's the one made of wood - none of that tin crap for me. A tenner a week per person. Hot and cold running sewage. Fully serviced and all waste food is removed by a team of giant rats specifically trained for the purpose. There's only been eight murders on the estate since New Years Day (a new record for the area). Special discount for holiday-makers at J'Bob's Spliff shop three huts down and a welcome pack of coconuts, boiled goat, rice'n'peas is provided. Enjoy your stay.

'Kinell Billy....................wot, no complimentary Bovril ? :coffee2:
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
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#14
I agree with Angry Doc, Antigua is my favourite place out there. Not sure why Drewfester thinks Bermuda will be clear of war canoes, it's as likely a stop as anywhere else.
 

wet_blobby

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Moderator
#15
Antigua is good, so is Jamaica if you get a hotel out of town, stay away from Kingston full stop, Montego bay is ok for a visit but look at getting an all inclusive deal at a hotel further down the coast in the 'trellawny" (I think) area. If you're really minted look at going to the British Virgin Islands.
 

dsgrnmcm

Lantern Swinger
#16
Negative minted, did a bit on the plum.

After talking to my boss who was based out there back in the day, he convinced me to go to Antigua, and the grand pineapple beach resort was his top tip. Hopefully meet up with some of his ex-pat mate's, some work at the "royal naval tot of rum club"

http://www.royal-naval-tot-club.com/
 
#18
Surprised about the dislike of the Caribbean as I always loved it there, with a few notable exceptions I suppose.

Then again I like Poland.

Streatham has its moments as well.
 

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