Any know how to make doner kebab meat?

Shakey

War Hero
Anyone know the recipe for doner meat?

I know it'll be lamb mince, something to bind it together, probably some garlic, but what other spices go in?

Cheers shipmates.
 

Scud

Badgeman
This is one of those questions that I don't thank mankind should be given the answer to.

Suffice to say it probably involves a few rats...
 
Geoff_Wessex said:
You need a skewer on the end of a broompole. Catch 9 (nine) cats......

Loads of fat, some mutton, more fat, erbs, more fat, any odds and ends laying around the loacl slaughter house plus what Geoff said. done

Nutty
 

andym

War Hero
there was a programme on TV about this very thing.Apparently they are made of the best cuts of lamb and mixed with various spices of which are a close secret.Why not ask your local kebab purveyor where he gets his from.
 

Geoff_Wessex

Lantern Swinger
andym said:
there was a programme on TV about this very thing.Apparently they are made of the best cuts of lamb and mixed with various spices of which are a close secret.Why not ask your local kebab purveyor where he gets his from.

I did - he said it was a secret!
 
Doner kebabs? Aren't they made from discarded organs rejected by the NHS. I recall you mix them up together, add lots of fat, spices (to disguise the taste) and salt, use FFO (compliments of your local Stoker/WAFU) as the binding agent and roll them into sausage shaped things which are then carefully threaded onto a dip stick. Take it down to the boiler room and ask a friendly stoker to speed cook it in superheated steam. Much better than using dry heat!
 

dt018a9667

War Hero
Do you really want to know what goes into doner kebab meat? Me I prefer to stay blissfully unaware of the ingredients (I shudder to think what goes into the commercial stuff you get in your local kebab shop) and just enjoy it. Remember the uproar over sausages in the eighties.
 

Shakey

War Hero
Thanks for that, I just fancied making my own without the extra fat, dogs and spare parts from the maternity ward gash bucket.
 
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