Any hole's a goal?

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    As The Godless Liberals say: "Their Happiness Won't Affect Yours"

    I am as indifferent to the homosexual lifestyle as they are to mine. I judge people on their personality, not who they choose to sleep with...
     
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  2. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    In response to the views of the Evangelical Alliance:

    Never a truer word was spoken.

    If only more people would be outspoken in this way against ridiculous religious despots who think that anyone who doesn't believe what they believe is wrong and should be forced to change. Live and let live is the best policy, so I encourage people to be religious if they want to be - but I intensely dislike being told that because I don't believe in the same things they do, I'm WRONG. Keep your fecking beliefs to yourself and I'll do the same!

    On a more topical note, I've heard there has been increased interest from the RN in visiting Gibraltar recently. Any thoughts on why this is? :toothy3:
     
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  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    'Cos it's a good run ashore! Or are you suggesting we're all raving bumders, and are only visiting because the age of consent for anal sex has been lowered..?! :shock:

    It never stopped Charlie in the "Hole in the Wall" twenty years ago... :oops: :wink:
     
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  4. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    I only asked the question, I didn't suggest anything! :-D You filled in the gaps quite adequately yourself Mister Sgt Sir.

    Who's Charlie and why is his wall holey (holy)? :notworthy:
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Who's Charlie and why is his wall holey (holy)? :notworthy:[/QUOTE]

    Meet me down by the Docks at 10pm and I'll show you... :twisted:
     
  6. Or thirty years ago.Was that the same Charlie?
     
  7. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    What an enticing offer. Should I bring nails, a hammer and some MDF if we're going to be doing repairs to Charlie's holey wall?

    Or would an unmarked van, a concrete mixer and some Harry Maskers perhaps be more appropriate? :-D
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Yes. But with more make up...
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Bring what you like, sugar tits. I'm not into that kinky, weird stuff. By the way, my cuppa's cold - bring me another... :thumbleft:
     
  10. Nah, not possible.Any more and his neck wouldn't have been able to support his head,although.....................perhaps thats why he was always resting it in someones lap.
     
  11. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm afraid I've been indoctrinated by Blackrat & Co. First thoughts on making a RR date turn to maskers and knife sets. Blame them! :-D

    I'm reminded suddenly of a quote I like, re. cuppa:

    Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

    Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

    Sugar, dear? :toothy3:
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Don't blame them - you're the willing participant! Anyway, I've changed my mind; seeing as it's gonna be an informal meeting, just wear a t-shirt:

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    I feel quite nauseous.

    :puke:

    Royal? I take it you know something I don't?
     
  14. never thought i'd read the words heterosexual buggery in a broadsheet.
     
  15. “a bad day for Christian morality”.:laughing2:
     
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  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Exactly! For devout Christians to talk about morals is a bit hypocritical... :roll:
     
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  17. Talk me through that one SPB...
     

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