Antony village shocked by gay triste revelations

Fcuk me took mum in law out for lunch today alas all is not well in the Ring of Bells in Antony a quiet little hamlet just outside Torpoint about a mile from Raleigh. Currently run by two brown hatters (but nice guys) anyway today being mothers day they were chock full but alas one of them has been shagging out of watch and after the handbags at 10 paces routine one has a fcuking heart attack and rushed to Derriford. Chaos for dinner yorkie puds soggy, roasters raw and brown hatter (healthy faithful one) throwing hissey fits all afternoon.
Better than Eastenders out here.
Proper Cornish
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
That's epic! My cousin only lives around the corner (near St Germans) I'll have to get him to go and wind them up a bit. Maybe he could pretend to be gayer number 4 in this little episode.
 
Fook me 2DD me and yer cousin might live next door to each other does his missus do a turn or does he swing with a bent cricket bat
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
He is banging some Plymothian 'glamour model' (read big titted barmaid who wants to get into modelling). They don't live together. He deals in sports cars, you may have seen him driving like a cnut in a lairy motor at some point.
 

R12_CV

Lantern Swinger
stan_the_man said:
Fcuk me took mum in law out for lunch today alas all is not well in the Ring of Bells in Antony a quiet little hamlet just outside Torpoint about a mile from Raleigh. Currently run by two brown hatters (but nice guys) anyway today being mothers day they were chock full but alas one of them has been shagging out of watch and after the handbags at 10 paces routine one has a fcuking heart attack and rushed to Derriford. Chaos for dinner yorkie puds soggy, roasters raw and brown hatter (healthy faithful one) throwing hissey fits all afternoon.
Better than Eastenders out here.
Proper Cornish
Stan, I admire your carin' personality in taking the MIL out for lunch, I'm equally impressed in your lack of bigotry by patronising a hostelry hosted by people with such diverse activities and opinions. My admiration is further enhanced with your understanding as a paying customer, not receiving an otherwise VFM meal under the extreme circumstances.
I trust however, you defended your MIL's innocence by shielding her from this charade...?
You'll do for me mate..!! :lol:
 
He's not one of the rip off *stards at Castle Motors is he?? mind you bought a hoofing Toyota Celica from there a couple of years ago dog cock red like shit off a shovel. All Plymothians bints are wannabe models, their beauty depends on the level of their pasty addiction. Bet you can still remember Wheelers and Harbour Lights in Torpoint
 
R12_CV said:
stan_the_man said:
Fcuk me took mum in law out for lunch today alas all is not well in the Ring of Bells in Antony a quiet little hamlet just outside Torpoint about a mile from Raleigh. Currently run by two brown hatters (but nice guys) anyway today being mothers day they were chock full but alas one of them has been shagging out of watch and after the handbags at 10 paces routine one has a fcuking heart attack and rushed to Derriford. Chaos for dinner yorkie puds soggy, roasters raw and brown hatter (healthy faithful one) throwing hissey fits all afternoon.
Better than Eastenders out here.
Proper Cornish
Stan, I admire your carin' personality in taking the MIL out for lunch, I'm equally impressed in your lack of bigotry by patronising a hostelry hosted by people with such diverse activities and opinions. My admiration is further enhanced with your understanding as a paying customer, not receiving an otherwise VFM meal under the extreme circumstances.
I trust however, you defended your MIL's innocence by shielding her from this charade...?
You'll do for me mate..!! :lol:
She's barmy as a fcuking fruitcake and it all went over her pre senile demantia head. She thought the soogy yorkie pudding was the duff and the gay banana had forgot to put his custard on it
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
stan_the_man said:
He's not one of the rip off *stards at Castle Motors is he?? mind you bought a hoofing Toyota Celica from there a couple of years ago dog cock red like shit off a shovel. All Plymothians bints are wannabe models, their beauty depends on the level of their pasty addiction. Bet you can still remember Wheelers and Harbour Lights in Torpoint
No he hates the cnuts at Castle Motors. He is an independent trader, mostly specialises in left hooker imports from the Continent, usually bought to order.

Wheelers is legendary. You haven't lived until you have got a blowie from a sprog wren in the shitters there.
 

bikerman

War Hero
I used to go to the Ring whilst at Raleigh in 88. Loved the place, all the other trainees went to Torpoint or Guz it may have something to do with I was 22 and all the others were 16-18 year olds and couldn't wait to get away from the fcukers.

:drunken:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
stan_the_man said:
He's not one of the rip off *stards at Castle Motors is he?? mind you bought a hoofing Toyota Celica from there a couple of years ago dog cock red like shit off a shovel. All Plymothians bints are wannabe models, their beauty depends on the level of their pasty addiction. Bet you can still remember Wheelers and Harbour Lights in Torpoint
No he hates the cnuts at Castle Motors. He is an independent trader, mostly specialises in left hooker imports from the Continent, usually bought to order.

Wheelers is legendary. You haven't lived until you have got a blowie from a sprog wren in the shitters there.
If he's the [email protected] that drives on the Torpoint twister like it's Le Mans he needs to be taken to the Bells and given a good reaming. Barsteward has nearly had me a couple of times cutting corners when I've been going in the opposite direction :evil:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
WreckerL said:
2_deck_dash said:
stan_the_man said:
He's not one of the rip off *stards at Castle Motors is he?? mind you bought a hoofing Toyota Celica from there a couple of years ago dog cock red like shit off a shovel. All Plymothians bints are wannabe models, their beauty depends on the level of their pasty addiction. Bet you can still remember Wheelers and Harbour Lights in Torpoint
No he hates the cnuts at Castle Motors. He is an independent trader, mostly specialises in left hooker imports from the Continent, usually bought to order.

Wheelers is legendary. You haven't lived until you have got a blowie from a sprog wren in the shitters there.
If he's the [email protected] that drives on the Torpoint twister like it's Le Mans he needs to be taken to the Bells and given a good reaming. Barsteward has nearly had me a couple of times cutting corners when I've been going in the opposite direction :evil:
What kind of motor was it? If it had a prancing horse on the front it was probably him.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
WreckerL said:
2_deck_dash said:
stan_the_man said:
He's not one of the rip off *stards at Castle Motors is he?? mind you bought a hoofing Toyota Celica from there a couple of years ago dog cock red like shit off a shovel. All Plymothians bints are wannabe models, their beauty depends on the level of their pasty addiction. Bet you can still remember Wheelers and Harbour Lights in Torpoint
No he hates the cnuts at Castle Motors. He is an independent trader, mostly specialises in left hooker imports from the Continent, usually bought to order.

Wheelers is legendary. You haven't lived until you have got a blowie from a sprog wren in the shitters there.
If he's the [email protected] that drives on the Torpoint twister like it's Le Mans he needs to be taken to the Bells and given a good reaming. Barsteward has nearly had me a couple of times cutting corners when I've been going in the opposite direction :evil:
What kind of motor was it? If it had a prancing horse on the front it was probably him.
Furk knows, I'm normally too busy taking evasive action at the time
 
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