Anti Trick or Treat Equipment

#1
I have been contemplating acquiring a flash steam generator, plus a steam hose to greet any callers announcing their presence with the words Trick or Treat. Where to source such equipment at short notice? I suppose it would be useful for carol singers later on in the year.
 
#7
Wire the door kocker to the mains ... works well with the mother in law too!

Answer the door dressed solely in lederhosen and wellies holding a hammer dripping in tomato ketchup.

Have a bucket full of stale piss in an upstairs window and empty it over anyone knocking at the door
 
#9
You miserable cunts. I hope little chavs dressed in scream masks, brick your cars.

Halloweenists, don't tend to come here, it's not worth walking half a mile to a remote country house on the off chance we'll be in and willing to dole out sweets.
 
#11
Took the battery out of the door bell, Mrs bought a smashing tub of Cadbury chocs and I'm fucked if the little scrotes are having any - there ALL mine.
 
#13
Boil some sprouts.Let them cool. Then dip them in chocolate,and put them in cupcake holders.Come out to the door with them on a plate, with some nuts and fruit. A mouthful of cold sprout water,in chocolate.Trick or treat you little darlings...:tongue2:
 
#14
Boil some sprouts.Let them cool. Then dip them in chocolate,and put them in cupcake holders.Come out to the door with them on a plate, with some nuts and fruit. A mouthful of cold sprout water,in chocolate.Trick or treat you little darlings...:tongue2:

It worked 2 years ago see post #5.
 

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#15
Well those that were brave enough to try "trick or treating" in the wind and rain were sorely disappointed when they got to my house, after I painted "PAEDO SCUM" across my front door. That'll learn 'em!
 
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