Anti Piracy Patrol

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Lister, Jun 7, 2007.

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    A frigate has been dispatched under the Command of Captain Lister, to combat the spate of pirate attacks by the Ship Pearl Necklace reportedly under the Command of the devious Captain Brazen.

    It is reported that orders have been given to sink the pirates on sight.
  2. Have anyone got any MTO(N) staff on board - we are the RN/R resident experts on piracy!!

    Perhaps I could be the piracy consultant? I would not charge a large fee?
  3. Would an MCTO do ??? :cat:

    "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
    "But you have heard of me."
  4. Can I be a Holoo...Halogra...that guy with "H" on his nut??
  5. Stripey, if you want to battle the evils of the pirate ship 'pearl necklace' and its devious Captiian and Crew - who are all permenantly drunk. Then come onboard.
  6. Cheers Listy...Where's me "H"???
  7. Its already there!!!
  8. Oh..right....

    And YOU put that challenge up on the other thread about two days to give yourself up and all that?? Do you mean we will have to fight??? :pukel:
  9. Listen Listy....gotta change to the cat!!! been talked into it ...well he is smooth..... :afro:
  10. Cat

    I have heard through the grapevine that the crew on the Pearl Necklace think were in an old wrong could they be.[​IMG]
  11. so is that me or Stripey? If he's the cat, does that make me the toaster? Is Womps Kerchansky? And wheres the after jackson on that thing?
  12. Can I be Ace Rimmer, Rimmer alternative Realaity alter ego.

    Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast
  13. OK? I'm sure I could jump ship and be ships nurse for you?

    Have you figured just how pissed off Brazen is going to be?
  14. Captain: Lister of Smeg

    Cat: Stripey

    Toaster: Ships Cat

    Ace Rimmer: Mikh

    Aussie i can offer you the position of Holly

    I am still looking for a Kochanski, Rimmer and Kryten

    And always remember Space Corps Directive 1567/2
  15. Nicking my crew?? I will have my revenge Lister of smeg - oh yes-- I shall have my revenge!!

    (And people call ME a fecking pirate!!)
  16. Can I be original Holly ??
    'Alright dudes.....?'

    Or Scutter No 1
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Just to warn you fellas, The pirate ship "pearl necklace" has a formidable boarding/reppelling party....drunk or not... :rambo: :threaten:
  18. Blobs, the orders are to sink on sight, not capture, so I doubt your boarding/repelling party will really need to do much more than swim
  19. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Not capture....think of all that free booze and willing young slappers you'll be missing out on.............
  20. Will fish them out of the oggin, makes it nice and easy.

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