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Another One for the Golfers

shiner

Midshipman
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied,
still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in
his groin.

She persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to his sides, loosened
his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.

She then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
 
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