Another bar joke

Glaws_RM

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A string walks into a bar, the barman says "get out, we dont serve strings in here."
So the string walks outside ties himself into a knot and frazzles his ends. He goes back in.
The barman says "arent you the string that was just in here?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot...."
 
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