Anniversary

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A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot their
anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be
something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 180 in five seconds or less."


The next morning, the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited
due to the extent of the injuries...
 

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