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Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by stan_the_man, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. At fcuking last the mog my mrs inherited after her father died is following in his footsteps. shitting himself on a regular basis, not eating - when he does he throws it up the dog molests him without the fcuking thing trying to scratch his eyes out just counting the days now 9 gone - none left fcuking hussar!!!
     
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I fucking love you Stan. You have such wonderful prose.
     
  3. This is great news Stan, I was beginning to think that our cat was trying to outlive me.
    He was twenty years old in October last. I hated to think that he would be around my missus's lap after I couldn't be but then divine intervention.
    He started dragging his arse end a bit like 2DD after I butt battered him.
    So at the beginning of November I had him executed by lethal injection and snatched back a corner of the lounge for my gun cabinet where his flee infested basket once stood.

    Edited to add OD's 1, Cat 0
     
  4. Cats are gay.
     
  5. Summary, you all hate your wives' pussies - gheyers
     
  6. Pussy....she only has one unless you count me, I'm a cunt.
     
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