An open letter to Mr Newton.


Lantern Swinger
Dear Mr Newton,

For many years whilst at school, I cursed you and your laws. Trying to remember all those formulae that my physics teacher told me were fun and enjoyable, I cast aspersions upon your parentage and wished harm upon you.

I have now come to two conclusions.

1) Physics is fun
2) There is a God.

And all because of this.

Yours sincerely,


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