An Honest Politician


War Hero
This fruit loop is ace, why cant our politicians be more like him?

I liked this little bit..

I've [screwed] a watermelon," he says. And that's just for starters. He's had sex with just about everything it's physically possible to have sex with, and some that isn't. "How many times have I masturbated in my life?" he asks. Now he's 65 and orgasm-free for two years (his wife finally divorced him -- too much "drama", she said). "The bottom line is, I never treated it as if it were not a sin.

I grew up next to a farm, unfortunately there where no mules on it, I feel I missed out. :cry:
That's what this country needs.....politicians who are proud of the fact that they've had sex with animals....they'd get my vote in a flash! How could you not find someone who's fcuked a farmyard animal inspiring?
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