An apocryphal yarn?

Prior to wrens being drafted to Lossiemouth for the first time;the First Officer WRNS called on the Commanding Officer.
"I have to tell you" he said "I'm not happy having these females all over the place"
"My dear Captain" she replied " You really shouldn't worry as my girls have it up here" Tapping her head with her finger.
"My dear woman" he spluttered " I don't care where your girls have it--My sailors will find it"

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