amount of cum

#1
now then chaps a personal request

mrs ss has seen one of my training dvd and realised that the washing machine repair man are producing more baby gravy than shagshacker can.

me ( i can be honest ) can only produce a dribble (teaspoon and a half ish), whereas the boys who come to clean the pool are producing an orange wickes bucket worth.

i need reassurance that I'm normal

ps dont get me started on sizes
 
#3
Blackhandgang said:
Sorry chap, no can help; I've never tried coughing my filthy yoghurt into a couple of spoons! Hang on though, seems like a good excuse!
do you need ahand holding the spoon - anywhere near pompeii i can help, if your at faslane pisss off
 
#5
The amount of manfat spilt is obviously related to the length of time your missus makes you keep it in your sac.

How long you're under stoppage, well.....

(Make sure a full box of tissues is available on completion of puns)
 
#7
A teaspoon or so is supposed to be the average amount 'coughed' up when the said event occurs.

I think the porn star Peter North holds the record for the amount of jizz spouted and it could probably be enough to polish an entire cabin flat with. :)

Don't worry about it SS unless of course you intend to be a pool cleaner or washing machine repair man. ;-)
 
#8
The average amount of male ejaculate is 10cc (hence the name of the band). Google it if you must, I can't be bothered.

PS that equates to two level teaspoons (If you can get heaped teaspoons of it, I'd like to know how!)
 
#10
Joe_Crow said:
The average amount of male ejaculate is 10cc (hence the name of the band). Google it if you must, I can't be bothered.

PS that equates to two level teaspoons (If you can get heaped teaspoons of it, I'd like to know how!)
I'd be overjoyed if I could produce 1cc a month! :(
 
#11
Between 4 & 10 cc depending on how long it has been since you last had a tug of war or chucked your porridge, also factor in that you piss out the dead ones after 3 days (I think).

Been to the IVF clinic recently, well chuffed, got a VG*.

(10cc is the volume of the nipple of a condom, by the way)
 

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#12
thingy said:
Joe_Crow said:
The average amount of male ejaculate is 10cc (hence the name of the band). Google it if you must, I can't be bothered.

PS that equates to two level teaspoons (If you can get heaped teaspoons of it, I'd like to know how!)
I'd be overjoyed if I could produce 1cc a month! :(
"Blockage in the breech! Stop, hook and look. On looking inside..." 8O
 
#13
Trooped_Again said:
Between 4 & 10 cc depending on how long it has been since you last had a tug of war or chucked your porridge, also factor in that you piss out the dead ones after 3 days (I think).

Been to the IVF clinic recently, well chuffed, got a VG*.

(10cc is the volume of the nipple of a condom, by the way)
Congrats on the award, hope you get the bar in due course.

I expect a lot of people will be glad to learn your final nugget of info, as it will be much easier than trying to balance two teaspoons.
 
#14
Joe_Crow said:
Trooped_Again said:
Between 4 & 10 cc depending on how long it has been since you last had a tug of war or chucked your porridge, also factor in that you piss out the dead ones after 3 days (I think).

Been to the IVF clinic recently, well chuffed, got a VG*.

(10cc is the volume of the nipple of a condom, by the way)
Congrats on the award, hope you get the bar in due course.

I expect a lot of people will be glad to learn your final nugget of info, as it will be much easier than trying to balance two teaspoons.
hehehehe, and at the same time....eewwwww :pukel:
 
#17
Trooped_Again said:
rosinacarley said:
My favourite Samatha quote from SITC

"That man has the most funky tasting spunk"
Okaaay.

Something I hope I never have to try, but, you know, wire in if the POS is up for it....good luck.... :pukel:
Maybe - if it tasted like chocolate I would!

The storyline of that episode was that the guy had a vile taste and Samantha took him to a special juice bar which advertised a drink which altered the taste of it.

Apparently it does taste of whatever a man has been eating a lot of - particularly garlic - so I understand.
 
#18
rosinacarley said:
Trooped_Again said:
rosinacarley said:
My favourite Samatha quote from SITC

"That man has the most funky tasting spunk"
Okaaay.

Something I hope I never have to try, but, you know, wire in if the POS is up for it....good luck.... :pukel:
Maybe - if it tasted like chocolate I would!

The storyline of that episode was that the guy had a vile taste and Samantha took him to a special juice bar which advertised a drink which altered the taste of it.

Apparently it does taste of whatever a man has been eating a lot of - particularly garlic - so I understand.
I'd better talk to Mrs T_A, see if she can taste beef biryani.......it is lunch time after all!!
 
#20
rosinacarley said:
Trooped_Again said:
rosinacarley said:
My favourite Samatha quote from SITC


The storyline of that episode was that the guy had a vile taste and Samantha took him to a special juice bar which advertised a drink which altered the taste of it.

Apparently it does taste of whatever a man has been eating a lot of - particularly garlic - so I understand.
From what I've been led to believe it's especially Asparagras that changes the taste! Something to do with the chemical composition.

Mmmmm .. perhaps they should give a scientific grant to those research wallahs in Oxford or Cambridge to come up with a solution to change the taste of cum to chocolate ... Me thinks there would be a lot more women willing to partake in a touch of gargling!! Mind the bottom would drop out of the condom market!
 

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