Amish joke

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold

blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing

cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat

will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My

hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs.

The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the

boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is

cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body

will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.



The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he

said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother,

and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly

concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter

replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
 
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