American Diplomacy

Tas-ape

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference with the Canadian, Australian, and French navies.


At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half a dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.



He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"



Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."
 

Chalky

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Tas-ape said:
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.
No, it would more likely go:

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because we Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German. Twice. And we saved your ass in Vietnam. Now, where're my Freedom Fries?"
 

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