Always obey the last.......

[Stirling]

Massive fire in the gas room on Fife, managed to extinguish it with foam.
Cdr (E) wanted to enter gas room to inspect damage, Ch Tiff advised against this as fire could re-ignite.......Cdr (E) ordered hatch to be opened, WHUMPF fire re-started.....Ch Tiff to Cdr (E) ''Sir, fcuk off''.

Fire put out second time round by steam drench.

 

[pugfrom83]

Alongside in Bahrain just before GW2, ship on opposite Jetty has a minor (as it turned out) funnell fire.
Our duty watch leg it across to see if help required. Womea says in no uncertain terms. Will the Wardroom fire fighting party please feel free to fuk right off. They did.