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Always check your arcs (Facebook faux pais)

Wise words indeed. It always pays to be aware of your surroundings I find. Unfortunately, having had a few ales this evening I forgot these rules and endured a bit of a situation. My family aren't too impressed with me.

The following is a genuine conversation that took place on the front page of my facebook this evening. I was in conversation with three other RR users and the inevitable occured. Note the rather embarrassing intervention half way through:

CLOWN PUNCHER'S STATUS: You are all gay


F***:
Gay wednesday!

T**:
Gay Wednesday ain't got shit on naked sunday

CP:
"Naked sunday and gay wednesday have nothing on naked, gay, wrestling thursday"

L****:
"What about Tuesday? It needs something. "

T**:
Autofellatio Tuesday

CP:
"I like it. I also like ass-rape mondays"

T**:
Donkey Punch Friday?

L****:
"I never knew what Donkey Punch was until CP kindly informed me. "

A*****:
"Is this Raleigh? Can't wait!"

CP:
"I forgot about donkey punch friday. Good times. And finally, to cap it off. We have peruvian rainbow saturday and tramp blowing sunday"

L****:
"What a week."


A*****:
"It's a good job we're all mature adults!"


L****:
"Right, as it's gay wednesday. I am stripping off on my sofa and going to get my female housemates involved. "

T**:
Sat here in with my dick in my hand listening to Bioy George.

T**:
L**** made me lose gay wednesday

CP:
"What?! That's pretty gay. I'm going to go and let the night porter bum me whilst we listen to Jimmy Somerville
"

A*****:
"I've been gay since I woke up... I'm just looking forward to Monday!"

CP:
"What the fcuk are we doing monday again? I had forgot so was just going to have a full tramp blowing week
"

T** says:
Ass rape

L****:
"Ass rape! How could you forget!"

A*****:
"Oh, just a spot of ass-raping..."

CP:
"Oh yeah. I'll book you all in"

A*****:
"Can anyone say "ass rape" any more times?"

CP:
"Can you get banned from facebook?
"
T**:
Only one way to find out

Al*****:
"I would love to get banned from this. But without me mum & dad seeing.. I think that may be impossible."

CP:
"What if I say I'm grooming 6 year olds, will they ban me and send the rozzers round?"

A*****:
"I doubt they'd even do that. Their borning!"

CP:
"Well your mum and dad have just seen you ask me for an ass raping so I'm pretty sure they'll be fine after that.
"
T**:
post nudes on his wall.

A*****:
"People are half nude on here anyway. That won't get us banned!"

T**:
Worth a try, you go first.

CP:
"Hang on, fcuk. It's only my family that can see this isn't it? HELLO MUM."

T**:
I want mondays to be skull fcuk mondays instead.

A*****:
"Nar, T**, Ass is the best Monday. It'll detox you from the weekend!"

CP:
"How about skull fcuk ass rape monday? Why not go big to start the week."

T**:
Big start to the week sounds better than a big finish,

L****:
"Lets see what else we can get CP banned from
"
CP's NIece (YES, MY FCUKING NIECE ARRIVED:

"Not as gay as you uncie nob head!! Are you and Miss CP coming back yonder over the festive period?!"

CP:
"Oh good, see? Now my niece has turned up and seen what we've been writing! Yes Niece, I'll be coming round"


L****:
"Feel free to tell the rest of the family what Uncle CP is posting about!"

A*****:
"I'm still the catholic girl taught by nuns in my mum & dads eyes. But you my love are Beelzebub after this!"

L****:
"Hmm I vote you T**. I have a busy week ahead so can't commit as fully as I would like "


T**:
Deal

CP's niece:
"Goodo, but I expect less talk of this nature...however funny it may seem on here I think I might be permanently scarred for life if I ever actually hear you say it!! PS I'm printing this off and giving a copy to Nannie and Grandad...your so dead when they see you!!!"

CP:
"My parents enjoy the special week as much as I do, especially thursdays"

A*****:
"CP's niece, can uncle nobheads lovely friends come as well?"

T**:
He's not my fcuking friend. He's my future boss.

CP:
"Fcuk off. None of you are coming anywhere near my family"

L****:
"Lets do it !! "

CP's niece:
"Haha I thought that was more than a youthful glint in Grandads eye, especially when he patted Nannie's bum!! "

L****:
"CP obviously takes after his Grandad then"

T** says:
Slaps his mum's arse?

CP's niece:
"Errrm depends if you all spew after drinking too much baby sham like uncie nobhead "

T**:
No, i just shit my pants.

L****:
"Haha, what else can you tell us CP's niece?"

A*****:
"Thats the best news I've heard all day. Uncle nobhead is gonna be T*** boss. T**, You'll be hanging out by Friday mate!"

T**:
It's why I bought an anal expander.

L****:
"Did you not know A*****? CP has been tormenting T** with the though of it ( secretly I know they both want it so they can enjoy a gay loving week together) "


CP:
"Right, fuck off all of you. I'm off to find the night porter for a bumming, and if any of you come anywhere near my family, it's permanent mondays for all of you"




Great stuff. It was swiftly followed by my sister emailing me to ask why I was talking about ass rape, shull fcuking and blowing tramps with my niece.

My mum has also text me to ask what on earth is wrong with me.

Good times, Facebook is for winners after all.
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
I for one don't think this is remotely funny. How old are you CP? ....Is this the type of people the RN employs??
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
Clown_Puncher said:
Welshy said:
Haha love it. It was awesome chat until you got scared.

Scared? My family have disowned me. To be honest, I hated them all anyway, pikey cnuts.

I'm serious. I've seen a couple of things you've posted, and quite frankly I don't think your in the slightest bit funny! Children can access FB quite easily!!
 
tuts said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Welshy said:
Haha love it. It was awesome chat until you got scared.

Scared? My family have disowned me. To be honest, I hated them all anyway, pikey cnuts.

I'm serious. I've seen a couple of things you've posted, and quite frankly I don't think your in the slightest bit funny! Children can access FB quite easily!!

And I can access children just as easily.
 
Ah good. One of the writers here saw it too. Now they are telling the whole upo that I was told off by my niece for talking about grooming 6 year olds.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Clown_Puncher said:
Ah good. One of the writers here saw it too. Now they are telling the whole upo that I was told off by my niece for talking about grooming 6 year olds.

Well you do don't you??? 8)
 
X.R.D said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Ah good. One of the writers here saw it too. Now they are telling the whole upo that I was told off by my niece for talking about grooming 6 year olds.

Well you do don't you??? 8)

I would answer you but a primary school visit and some sea cadets have turned up, back in an hour........
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Clown_Puncher said:
X.R.D said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Ah good. One of the writers here saw it too. Now they are telling the whole upo that I was told off by my niece for talking about grooming 6 year olds.

Well you do don't you??? 8)

I would answer you but a primary school visit and some sea cadets have turned up, back in an hour........

Fiddler!!! :D
 

tuts

Lantern Swinger
Clown_Puncher said:
Ah good. One of the writers here saw it too. Now they are telling the whole upo that I was told off by my niece for talking about grooming 6 year olds.

Oh come on! Haven't we all done that?
 
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