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Always ask where the cucumber has been

I gave a female member of the family a homegrown cucumber to take back home one time. Not thinking but probably gave a few laughs in the pub later with the security lads at the airport. Woman travelling alone with cucumber this smells fishy!!!
 

Ant_H

Lantern Swinger
Nice advert! Love it how the elder chap is monching away like there's no tomorrow.
 
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