Alternative to sex

What takes your mind off it if it's not forth coming from the other half?
I find sorting out my sock draw and pairing all my socks in the right order helps,sad I know but it works.

Apart from the usual way are there any other alternatives?

Hopefully yours
Frustrated of Stoke
Unfortunately I have the opposite problem. Mrs 2_Deck is going through that newly married, 'I want a sprog' phase.

The minute I walk through the door after work she pretty much rapes me.

This leaves me absolutely no time to sort out the important things in my life, like arranging my socks by colour or spending time in my shed going through my tools.

Try masturbating furiously, I find that helps.


Lantern Swinger
Try a nice bit of DIY. If you can't find anything to do then break something and you will then have to take a trip to a man shop to look at tools to fix the problem.

Great excuse to do manley things. :D

Alternative, as an Endoner, nip to The Plough for a nice beer or two....ooops sorry pimms :wink: .
Just get proper lashed smash up your local and kill a few whores that should leave you with enough on your mind to not think about sex for at least a minute.


Lantern Swinger
MMMMMMM Sex cant remember what it is like its been that long. But to take your mind off thinking about just Susan Boyle. :D :D :D
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