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Alternative Olympic Games

MG Maniac

War Hero
OK .. following on from Billy's idea about alternative Games which Jonny Foreigner hasn't the hope of winning ... what other ideas are there???

I just want to know which matelot / Royal is going for gold in the "shag as many athletes as you can" in the counterpain hurdling event?

Team event! At least 5 from the same ship getting all nighters with the Swedish beach Volley Ball Team.

Individual competions for

2's up!

The most athletes shagged.

The most different nationalities shagged.

(One for Royal) - Shag (of any nationality) and leave wearing her national dress / uniform!

The most innovative place for a shag within the Olympic Complex
 

paybobsquarepants

Lantern Swinger
Uckers, Deck hockey (middi ship rules), Crockadilypig trapping, running (and climbing) down the centre of the ship,. mast manning, cutlass drill, Swedish longball (is is played anywhere other than Raleigh), Beer can shooting (marlin spike version).
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Pissed jack 800m running away from reggies relay race, I once got the golden blanket award on a patrol, maybe golden blanket could team up with egyptian PT?
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
The Mens 10 x 100 metre dit-spinning relay. Gun goes off....BANG! First runner thinks of a dit. Runs like fu*k to the next runner in his team and hands over his dit to him, and then he legs it, and so on and so forth. The winner is the team whose dit at the end of the race sounds absolutely fu*k all like the first bit of the dit that the first team runner thought of, when he started to spin his dit, as he legged it down the track.
 
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fishhead

War Hero
The Mens 10 x 100 metre dit-spinning relay. Gun goes off....BANG! First runner thinks of a dit. Runs like fu*k to the next runner in his team and hands over his dit to him, and then he legs it, and so on and so forth. The winner is the team whose dit at the end of the race sounds absolutely fu*k all like the first bit of the dit that the first team runner thought of, when he started to spin his dit, as he legged it down the track.
Already been thought of as the game of Chinese Whispers.I expect the Chinks already have a team trained up and ready to win the gold medal should it be suggested for the Limpix.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
The Travellers Marathon. A 26 mile road race using uninsured Ford Transits with no tax or MOT and a 2nd hand caravan. Teams have to race along roads, heading towards a field behind a disused MFI Warehouse where they have to set up camp and turn it into a shit-tip in under three hours. The winners will definitely be a team that speak some sort of vague English-type language.....so it sort of counts.
 

Sharkey

Banned
The run ashore triathalon.
You are up top in a blue suit, when you hear finished with main engines, you have to get down to the grot and change into civvies, extra points can be awarded if you have a RA bath and dhobi before putting on the civvies, pack a grip with 2 weeks crabby gear and get back up on to the jetty, flag down a fast black and direct him to the Star of Bombay, where you have to scoff down a Vindaloo, two Banana fritters and 6 pints of lager, points can be awarded if Naans are ordered with the meal, points will be lost if at any time during the meal you call any member of staff “John”, retrospective points can be awarded if you do not follow through before turn to the next day.
 

Topstop

War Hero
What about alternative commentators, listen out for moves such as "flat bag" "crazy days" "battered sav" and "hello boys"

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sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Yeahhh! Kermit wins the 200m butterfly final:

 
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