Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by X.R.D, Oct 10, 2011.

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  1. Greetings Cunts. Just thought i'd drop in and shit on your carpet!!
  2. Thanks what cats do, isn't it??

  3. Nice to see you back you submariner slimeball
  4. Get your cock out.
  5. what a pleasant thread! is there something im missing???
  6. what again??
  7. sense of humour?? brain cell perhaps.

    Who knows. In fact, who cares!!!
  8. Submariner. Not me mate.

    I resemble that remark!!!
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What, you like sitting in confined spaces with sweaty, undressed men? Simple mistake to make... :wink:

    So where you been? Or did you, Jonathan King and Gary Glitter get early release? :shock:
  10. Talking of cats mine or rather the wifes cat has just shat on my printer he looks really funny with his arse stuck out of the shithouse pan with his head underwater
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  11. If you won't get your cock out at least show us your hog's eye then mate.
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Best not - it looks like a tattered windsock, after all that time he spent on submarines... :shock:
  13. He has got it out but its so small its not possible to see it - unlike sambo the Zulu warrior who is hanging out of his anus
  14. Alright ? Alright, you sound like that welsh bloke.......wotsisname Nell Kinockcunt trying to raleigh his lefty troops before some vote or other. . :brushteeth:
  15. What neil I stink of foxpiss and twiglets Kinnock!! Alright is a term of phrase once used in London Village before it well and truly because zee hood. innit bruv!!! ;-)
  16. Nice to see your still about as funny as cancer mate!! ;-)
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Alright chopper!

    Where have you been hiding, did the Mrs put you on an interporn ban after catching you getting messy with Pam and her five sisters over

  18. XRD disappears. Osama bin Laden gets slotted, closely followed by al Awlaki, Mubbarak is overthrown and Ghaddafi is in the crapper.

    XRD re-appears. Coincidence or tin-foil hat time??
  19. Mr Bergenski I presume. Good to see your still about me old china!!! Nah mate I was redesigning the boathouse at the time and left it to the SEALS to crash their "Helos" and then get all the glory. I'm surprised you weren't there showing them how its done Royal!!! ;-)
  20. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Doth mine eyes deceive me? Is it he? The Prodigal Son Returns (V3.75250).

    I'm with Bergen (I dare not side against him) re. Bin Laden, Mubarak etc. I reckon X.R.D has ushered in the Arab Spring/Summer/Autumn single handed, what other explanation is there? Who needs Navy SEALs when you can use X.R.D? He insists he had nothing to do with it, but...

    Tin-foil hat firmly in place.

    Burberry's latest creation. Coming to a street market near you.


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