All the nice girls

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Sharkey, Feb 19, 2013.

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  1. A couple of the things young and not so young ladies have said to me.
    Cant you go any quicker
    Pull my knickers up when you've finished
    Oi introductions
    I've been shaving longer than you have
    Not in the sink
  2. I would think you've been told your doing three knots as well.
  3. At least all my conquests were bi peds
  4. More likely to have been Bi Sexual.
    The only reason you confess not to have shagged an animal with more than two legs in because you aint quick enough.
  5. After I "slipped" cracking doggy style on the dunes, she crawled away from me, curled one down, crawled back, looked over her shoulder and slured "you can now, theres room".

    A Para RSMs Daughter, nice girl.:D
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  6. Fuck me I can't fault that, I usually got the ones with skidders. At least you was getting fresh shit.
    I do remember a Pan Am stewardess in Bahrain, we gets to it on the beach again in the canine position, and I scored a hole in one, alas the wrong un. I thought now comes the bollocking.
    She looks over her shoulder and in a smooth Texas drawl whispered, you English are always thoughtful, how'd you know I wasn't protected.

  7. Obviously a lady
  8. My bet is that it wasnt
  9. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm with Sharkey on this one
  10. May have been at one time.
  11. :laughing5:.................
  12. wal

    wal Badgeman

    Not what I've heard, Sharkey. Anything on four and most on two and a pulse is a bonus.
  13. Fuckin creep and you can't prove fuck all either governor.
    And it's no good being nice to him, he stabs you in the back once he's used you.
    Bastard, and I want custody of the cat.
  14. wal

    wal Badgeman

    No chance with your reputation.
  15. Right, that's you added to the list
  16. Don't tell him Pike!
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  17. You are between, the Tamworth hillbilly and Summerhouse boy.
  18. You was crying over me by PM last week asking what you should do when they close the shelter your dossing in.
    You obviously have grippoed a rich knobber this time.
    And its the Police this time if I catch you in my shed again or trying to ram raid my dustbin.
    White trash.
  19. image.jpg It's all in here ^~:toothy10:
  20. wal

    wal Badgeman

    I'm shocked. Sharkey. White Trash. What has the world come to?

    Matron where's my meds?

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