All the nice girls

Sharkey

Banned
A couple of the things young and not so young ladies have said to me.
Cant you go any quicker
Pull my knickers up when you've finished
Oi introductions
I've been shaving longer than you have
Not in the sink
 

Rumrat

War Hero
A couple of the things young and not so young ladies have said to me.
Cant you go any quicker
Pull my knickers up when you've finished
Oi introductions
I've been shaving longer than you have
Not in the sink
I would think you've been told your doing three knots as well.
 

tentoes

War Hero
After I "slipped" cracking doggy style on the dunes, she crawled away from me, curled one down, crawled back, looked over her shoulder and slured "you can now, theres room".


A Para RSMs Daughter, nice girl.:D
 

Rumrat

War Hero
After I "slipped" cracking doggy style on the dunes, she crawled away from me, curled one down, crawled back, looked over her shoulder and slured "you can now, theres room".


A Para RSMs Daughter, nice girl.:D
Fuck me I can't fault that, I usually got the ones with skidders. At least you was getting fresh shit.
I do remember a Pan Am stewardess in Bahrain, we gets to it on the beach again in the canine position, and I scored a hole in one, alas the wrong un. I thought now comes the bollocking.
She looks over her shoulder and in a smooth Texas drawl whispered, you English are always thoughtful, how'd you know I wasn't protected.
 

BASAR

Midshipman
Fuck me I can't fault that, I usually got the ones with skidders. At least you was getting fresh shit.
I do remember a Pan Am stewardess in Bahrain, we gets to it on the beach again in the canine position, and I scored a hole in one, alas the wrong un. I thought now comes the bollocking.
She looks over her shoulder and in a smooth Texas drawl whispered, you English are always thoughtful, how'd you know I wasn't protected.

Obviously a lady
 

Rumrat

War Hero
You are between, the Tamworth hillbilly and Summerhouse boy.
You was crying over me by PM last week asking what you should do when they close the shelter your dossing in.
You obviously have grippoed a rich knobber this time.
And its the Police this time if I catch you in my shed again or trying to ram raid my dustbin.
White trash.
 
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