All Quiet on the RR Front

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Blackrat, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    It is you know. I, for one, miss the heady days of utter mongs like PrivatePongo&Proud, Nails, Mattbe and NotMeChief, to name a few. Because of the lack of elbow biting skip licking dullards, i have decided that i will abuse anyone who posts in this thread. That, and the fact i'm bored to fucking tears.
     
  2. o.o

    oh dear.
     
  3. Let me be the first to post, to alleviate your boredom so you can vent your spleen.

    All hail his Black rat.
     
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I hope you get bummmed to death by a camel. Judging by your avatar, it's begun.
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    admiralscruff beat you to it you fucking hippy. Go to the naughty step. I've wired it up with explosives.
     
  6. Have we got too good at clearing out the mongs?
     
  7. the wax crayons and 'speshal' helmet there are mine though
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    It would appear so, hence my annoyance. You're a mong magnet. Where are they all?
     
  9. Blackrat your'e a cunt youv'e been loafing all weekend go downstairs a give the maid a fcuking good seeing too, me next but give me 30 mins till the viagra kicks in
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The only thing that'll keep you stiff Stan is a splint made with lolly sticks held in place by harry maskers. That and animal porn. You fucking filthy beast.
     
  11. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Blackers, your wordsmithery is a delight.

    Insult as you will, it is always entertaining. You and MLP should start classes or something.
     
  12. I agree. I'd sign up for some classes from the obvious masters of crude insults! :D
     
  13. I bend over and ease apart my tattered balloon knot in your general direction.
     
  14. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You fucking love it.

    How on earth are you online? More to the point, how did you free yourself from the cellar?
     
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Why the change the habit of a lifetime. It's only tattered because of your love of tramps cock.
     
  16. See that? That's your dad's car that is.

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    I found yours, 2_deck
     
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  18. Your mum...
     
  19. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    That's what I said, in essence :-D

    Ingenious use of a hairpin and some weird slippery stuff in that bottle which says Booty Formula?
     
  20. your mum is so stupid, she tried to drown a goldfish
     

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