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Alizee Appreciation Thread.

polariod

Lantern Swinger
Peter said:
This might make me a pervert, but at least a younger pervert than the rest of you!




Peter the Pervert!!!! has a nice ring to it dontcha think??? 8O :lol: :lol:

Panic not young Peter you are just a normal red blooded male.

Pol
 
Jarhead said:
Play World of Warcraft Lamri... the female night elf dances exactly like that

:? But surely that bird off WoW isn't real JH ?

Mind you, some of those manga birds look quite chummy :oops:
 

Vesper

Lantern Swinger
Aaaaaaaaah, Alizee, I remember falling for this girl a year or so back. Probably the finest posterior known to man... :wink:
 
and there I was - chunnering on about Philosophy, Art, etc and all it needed was a nice bottom to improve Anglo-French relations

GRx
:roll:
 
In an ironic twist, in France if you still like Alizee you are most certainly gay. 8O

I am just soooooooooooooooo furkin gay right now. :D

If you can't put the Francophobia fully aside, she is actually Corsican - they are a pretty independent lot. From the same town as Mr Napoleon, who's own invasion of Europe wasn't quite so lovely, but he could manoeuvre his assets just as well. :roll:

I siht you not, I like the music and bought the album before I had seen her.

Oo la la.
 

Six_and_a_Half

Lantern Swinger
SS-super-stoker said:
In an ironic twist, in France if you still like Alizee you are most certainly gay. 8O

I am just soooooooooooooooo furkin gay right now. :D

If you can't put the Francophobia fully aside, she is actually Corsican - they are a pretty independent lot. From the same town as Mr Napoleon, who's own invasion of Europe wasn't quite so lovely, but he could manoeuvre his assets just as well. :roll:

I siht you not, I like the music and bought the album before I had seen her.

Oo la la.

This doesn't surprise me, because if you do listen to the songs they are rather the sort of chic-rock that only girls and gay men listen to. Then again, as an Englishman who doesn't understand French, I can use the excuse that I don't know what she's singing about, but she sounds heavenly and looks HOT!!!
 
Peter said:
This might make me a pervert, but at least a younger pervert than the rest of you!





mmmmmmm *dribbles like homer simpson looking at a plate of donuts*

Thanks Peter, thats so much better :D :D :D

Right then, back to winding up that pratt ;)
 

Six_and_a_Half

Lantern Swinger
Being an expert on female anatomy I can inform you that what you are looking at is her HIP, Always_a_Civvy. The breasts are located further up, just under her dicky bow.
 

andym

War Hero
Peter said:
Then again, as an Englishman who doesn't understand French, I can use the excuse that I don't know what she's singing about, but she sounds heavenly and looks HOT!!!


This is what shes on about.


J'en ai marre
I have soft skin
In my foam bath
I splash myself
I laugh about it
My goldfish swims
In my foam bath
I muffle it up, I
Say to it

I have no problems, I laze away
No discomfort, I laze away
In the water I bathe, it is what's important
Well at my ease, in my current condition

I have soft skin
In my foam bath
I burn in the darkness
Of bombs
Everything is delightful
Docile offense:
I make the list
Of things...that
Irritate me

I'm fed up with those who cry.
Who drive at only 2km per hour,
Who lament and who settle
On the idea of a fixed idea
I'm fed up with those who moan.
Extremists with two bullets,
Who sees life all in black
Who leads themselves to depression
I'm fed up with the big sister,
Who moans at everything and cries,
Fed up with the rain, zucchinis
That make me vomit under the covers
I'm fed up with those cynics
And in the near, the autumn croci,
I'm fed up with being fed up! Also

I have soft skin
In my foam bath
No seismic tremors...
I lay back
And relax
It's my aquatic state
There's a slight problem

I'm fed up with those who cry.
Who drive at only 2km per hour,
Who lament and who settle
On the idea of a fixed idea
I'm fed up with those who moan.
Extremists with two bullets,
Who sees life all in black
Who leads themselves to depression
I'm fed up with the big sister,
Who moans at everything and cries,
Fed up with the rain, zucchinis
That make me vomit under the covers
I'm fed up with those cynics
And in the near, the autumn croci,
I'm fed up with being fed up! Also
 
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