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Don't know why but whenever I fly I suffer with flatulence. Now I am known for being able to expel wind, but get me at 30000 feet and suddenly I become jet propelled. At check in I always ask for an aisle seat so that I can get to the loo, however if its engaged sometimes I just got to let rip.
Any other sufferers (stand fast the passengers travelling in my vicinity) with this affection? Any advice on flatulence control (no corks up bum please) listened to
Any other sufferers (stand fast the passengers travelling in my vicinity) with this affection? Any advice on flatulence control (no corks up bum please) listened to