Airborne Flatulence Any answers?

[slim]

Don't know why but whenever I fly I suffer with flatulence. Now I am known for being able to expel wind, but get me at 30000 feet and suddenly I become jet propelled. At check in I always ask for an aisle seat so that I can get to the loo, however if its engaged sometimes I just got to let rip.
Any other sufferers (stand fast the passengers travelling in my vicinity) with this affection? Any advice on flatulence control (no corks up bum please) listened to

 

[andym]

Thers not much you can do.its all to do with the pressurisation of the cabin at altitude.Try wearing an S6 or S10 respirator.(or maybe thats not such a good idea)

I may suggest that youmake it really worthwhile and have several tins of beans or a curry beforehand! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[slim]

Thers not much you can do.its all to do with the pressurisation of the cabin at altitude.Try wearing an S6 or S10 respirator.(or maybe thats not such a good idea)

I may suggest that youmake it really worthwhile and have several tins of beans or a curry beforehand! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thought thats what it might be, perhaps I should get some respirators for the people around me. Don't need the beans or curry though, guess I'm self inflating

 

[nutty_bag]

When you said "Airborne flatulance" i thought you were referring to some of the Dits our maroon hated friends come out with!! Agression, agression, kill, kill!!

 

[andym]

When you said "Airborne flatulance" i thought you were referring to some of the Dits our maroon hated friends come out with!! Agression, agression, kill, kill!!

its not maroon,its CERISE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[nutty_bag]

When you said "Airborne flatulance" i thought you were referring to some of the Dits our maroon hated friends come out with!! Agression, agression, kill, kill!!

its not maroon,its CERISE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It was supposed to read hatted but maybe i was right the first time!! Cerise MMM. Does anyone remember the T-shirts that the R.M used to wear reading "God is Airborne" on the front? ON the back it read "He failed the Commando course" yes i did own one!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Streaky]

Be loud and proud!

If they don't like it, tell 'em to take deep breaths

The smell will go dissipate faster.

 

[Novech]

Ground ginger smeared around the exit! scared sh*tless to fart in case theres a vacuum

 

[Greenie]

Have a good laxative the day before you fly



You'll be holding back cos you might just follow through . :lol: :lol:


I think there was an article recently where a German was removed from a
flight cos he was causing bad smells :lol:

 

[Backpacker1uk]

What and nobody mentioned a cork stands back in amazement.

Ex US Marine corp buddy always tells me a fart is nearer to a crap so he don't fart.

I have this thing if I am standing next to the heads I am fine put me on a coach with no relief station and within minutes I am cross eyed.

Yes I know mind control glass hopper

 

[fishmiester]

Ground ginger smeared around the exit! scared sh*tless to fart in case theres a vacuum

Go the whole hog and block the stern tube up with a finger of peeled ginger :twisted:

 

[slim]

Many thanks for your advice guys, but I would like to remind you that my arse is for exit use only. Nothing gets inserted, corks, ginger roots and especially no ginger beers