Ahhhh, grooming

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  1. I just spent £40 on hair clippers. Babyliss (for men- so not gay as fuck) 'Easy Cut'.

    They're brilliant. Any slap-heads or crew-cuts will benefit from these:
  2. Will they do a zero, or only to a number one?
  3. Yep, it will do a zero. It comes with a set of normal trimmers aswell. Works cordlessly or off the mains.
  4. Nice one. as a slap head with a bit at the sides, sounds like just the job.
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Gay cnuts, Just nick the missus's hairspray, good squirt and get the trusty zippo out.

    Fcuking male grooming....... poofs.
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I was walking down the road carrying some hair clippers when I spotted Sean Connery getting mugged by a group of men.

    I immediately jumped in and, between us, we were able to fight them all off. So he put his arm around me and insisted on buying me a pint.

    But we got some very funny looks in the pub when he shouted: "Thish is Sshargentpepperband everyone... He'sh jusht shaved my ass."
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Further to my earlier comment, male grooming should begin and end at picking your nose.
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh for fucks sake. I thought this thread was about tips for lying on the internet to bag a filly.

    Cunto you cunt.
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I would'nt have thought you'd need any tips for that, Blackrat... :twisted:
  11. My six quid set from ASDA have done me fine for the past 4 years.
  12. Yeah, but you have six foot dreadlocks, and downy pubic hair.
  13. That would be.. 'A shite for shore eyes'..
  14. Sean Connery's agent called him up with instructions for his latest film:

    Agent: ''Hi Sean, I've got you a great new role in the latest Spielberg film, you have to be on set tomorrow for tennish.''

    Sean: ''Tennish eh? But I haven't picked up a racquet in years.''
  15. Are you sure it's not a machine for removing haemorrhoids or perhaps a quick DIY circumcising machine?
    Looks bloody fearful to me.
  16. Have to admit, it does look like it could widen the circle of your friends, :D

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