Dear 'arry,higthepig said:Dear Rum Ration,
Our local Council has recentley installed Speed Bumps along our street, this is misinformation as they do not work, if anything, they slow you down, as a result my car is very badly damaged, I have written to the Council but had no reply, can you help?
Yours, Harry Hotrod
The obvious answer is that you're travelling too slowly; you need to find the ideal speed which will lead to your car using the speed bump as a take off ramp and becoming airborne; you'll also need to aim to land just in front of the following take-off ramp. Ideally your sopeed should be such that you hit the following take-off ramp just as your suspension is decompressing following your landing, thus using some of this energy to assist your next launch and saving you fuel into the bargain.
Obviously, this mode of driving will require some modifications to your vehilce - I'll be happy to supply you with the high-performance spring and shock-absorber sets necessary for the uprated suspensions and we can put you in contact with a supplier of turbo-charger and nitrous injection systems.