Dear RosieAlways_a_Civvy said:Dear Rum Ration,
My husband's a professional sundodger. When he comes home on leave he climbs into bed in his overalls and keeps his smelly bats on. He refuses to wash and insists on having all the windows boarded up and only a small low wattage light on round the clock. I want to bonk him but he smells too bad. What do you recommend I do?
PS: I want lots of baby submariners crawling on the deck in their blue overalls
There is a treatment known as the submariners shower, which may help you....simple buy a low cost NAAFI spray anti-perspirant and while he is asleep, cover him liberally with it. Also perfumed talc blown up the trouser leg of his "ovies" with a Henry hoover on blow will stop sweaty chafeing too.