Dear Rum Ration, I would like your help with my problem.We are a very poor family and live in a run down caravan on some waste ground close to the M1. My Mother is a Drug Addict and also a Dealer. My Father is an alcoholic and is serving time in prison for violence and attempted murder. My youngest sister is on the game but is at present being treated for various veneral diseases, My eldest sister has eleven children all by different fathers and my brother is in the Navy.I recently met a beautiful blonde who comes from a very wealthy family, my problem is, should i tell her that my brother is in the Navy?. Confused Lossiemouth.