Whilst ship was in Middlesborough ships football team were invited to Ayesome Park on a freebie. Long story but ended up with a 61 year old smoggie. One of the best sh@gs I have ever ever had. Game as f*ck and surprisingly mobile. There was supposed to be two of us but oppo passed out within first 1/2 hour of the action. There must be RR's out there that have done older (and your wives don't count for the silly old c*nts).