Afternoon nap 'good for the heart'

Lunchtimes are good for:

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Best thing about daily sea routine. Get watchkeepers scran in at 1130 and get at least an hour in yer chariot.
 

slim

War Hero
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.
 

sgtpepperband

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slim said:
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.
Aaaw, diddums... :lol:
 
slim said:
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.


lol!!! intelligent lifeforms?? pmsl-----
no offence but..................................................... :shock:
 

sgtpepperband

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And what do you say on weekenders when your missus starts giving you a tug during the night?

"Feck off Smudge - I've got the Middle!"

:lol:
 

2badge_mango

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slim said:
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.
What do they feed the Fairies these days that allows them to make claims like that? Or do they dream a lot during their midday slumbers?

2BM
 

slim

War Hero
2badge_mango said:
slim said:
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.
What do they feed the Fairies these days that allows them to make claims like that? Or do they dream a lot during their midday slumbers?

2BM
It is a birthright. Wafoos from their inception know that they have a superior intellect. This is further reinforced by the score that they have to attain when they join the RN, only top scorers are offered a privileged position in the worlds most elite flying club.
Ashore we are fed the finest foods that pusser can provide, at sea, well what can I say. A midday nap is essential to keep our finely honed brains operating at 100%.
 

Stripey_G

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slim said:
2badge_mango said:
slim said:
Wafoo's who incidentally are the most intelligent branch of the Royal Navy attempt to get as much sleep as possible. this is an attempt to keep their senses finely honed. Unfortunately the lower forms of Naval life, ie the dab toes keep chipping the rust of the deck keeping us awake.
What do they feed the Fairies these days that allows them to make claims like that? Or do they dream a lot during their midday slumbers?

2BM
It is a birthright. Wafoos from their inception know that they have a superior intellect. This is further reinforced by the score that they have to attain when they join the RN, only top scorers are offered a privileged position in the worlds most elite flying club.
Ashore we are fed the finest foods that pusser can provide, at sea, well what can I say. A midday nap is essential to keep our finely honed brains operating at 100%.

Slim,...can i have a bottle of whatever you drink? or even a pint of the stuff!!
Must be good, 'cos it makes you talk a load of crap! :grin: :wink:
 

slim

War Hero
Slim,...can i have a bottle of whatever you drink? or even a pint of the stuff!!
Must be good, 'cos it makes you talk a load of crap! :grin: :wink:[/quote]

Well if you don't believe me then just ask your local friendly Wafoo to confirm it :cool: :roll:
 
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