We have a long history of not-so-bright youngsters asking ridiculous questions. They usually turn out to be thirteen year old boys (or older ones with a pre-teen mental age). Having the name Gemma93 would suggest she is 17/18. Her posts would suggest she is as thick as pussers mince.
wet_blobby - Yesterday, 09:27 - permalink
I reckon we need a fictional newbie, someone young, dumb and female.
Not so much to bait Ninja stoker but more the "helpful" others, Sol etc.
Someone, 17 - 18, willing to show gash shots, and very dumb. Topics could include:
Can I take my kitten to Raleigh
Does it matter if I'm a virgin when I join
Do we get private lockers for...private things
Name suggestions could be Gemma93
So what you think fellas?
2_deck_dash - Yesterday, 11:30 - permalink
Joe_Crow - Yesterday, 15:26 - permalink
Don't use "wannabwren". They aren't wrens any more, and a 17 yo would probably not use that term.
"wannabe sailor haha are women sailors called sailors lol"
It would be good if she asked for opinions only from those who have just been through recruitment or training, so that we all have a good reason not to get too involved with answering, and to draw out all the experts.
Rumrat - Yesterday, 22:39 - permalink
This sounds a good crack, who is the patsy, I mean person who is the new kid on the block.
It just seems a shame to me that some of those eager to out Walts, trap Trolls and call WAHs should be gathering in the shadows to have 'Fun' at the expense of their fellow contributors on threads other than at DLs.......
I always thought that there were quite enough mongs at large already without having to turn inwards; This site may now look like ARRSE but surely there are not enough of us to start acting like some of 'em and thus risk frightening the new blood away?:-?
Anyway, surely the 'OP' can bin this entire thread if they wanted to?