Advertising for Organ donors.

#1
Some on the site believe that the government are attacking the lack of available human organs pro0blem in a manner they dislike.
The belief is that people need more information and advertising will solve the supply problem.
So RRs own advertising campaign starts here!

Some suggestions more wanted:

1. Attention All Chav's
May we request that you take advantage of today's special offer. A crate of white lightening cider for signing a spare parts form. We know you may have difficulty signing your name so will provide you with your very own John Bull printing kit and assist you in setting the type.

2. Absent Fathers
Are you sick of the girls chasing you for maintenance payments?
Sign in at the hospital and have your balls painlessly removed.
Not only will they be donated to a worthwhile cause but just think of the suprise your mate gets when next time someone kicks you in the nuts you feel no pain.

3. Joy Riders and Twokers.
Sign the organ donation form. When you crash that stolen car the medics will try to remove your body from the vehicle as carefully as possible in an effort to preserve your organs.
 
#3
Nice way to take the utter piss out of a serious subject there Slim.

Try watching THIS and finding it funny.
This is the sort of advertising I meant.
Its on frigging YOUTUBE when it should be on prime time TV.
 
#4
Lamri said:
Nice way to take the utter piss out of a serious subject there Slim.

Try watching THIS and finding it funny.
This is the sort of advertising I meant.
Its on frigging YOUTUBE when it should be on prime time TV.
Lammers
This is DLs FFS.
The reason I didn't put in current affairs.
Even if it were on prime time TV the number of donors would not increase sufficiently to meet demand.
So don't knock opting OUT rather than opting In.
Rant over
And yes everything can funny even organ donation.
There is even a song about it.

Transplant Calypso

The other day I was feeling ill
I went to the doctor to get some pill
he looked at me in despair, said my friend you're badly in need of repair
now with this up-to date surgery
we get our spare parts from the menagerie
so if you'll kindly sit down a while I'll just telephone for a crocodile

I got the heart of an ape
the liver of a chicken
the blood of an ox
through a tube which they stick in
to me spleen
which I borrowed from a cow
I was human once
but I'm not sure now.

Walking down the street
me girlfriend I happen to meet
me heart went bom-diddy-bom
just like the ape that I got it from
me ox blood boiled, I started to moo
I was pawing at the ground,
what else could I do?
and when at last she walked on by
I said cockadoodle-doo and started to fly

Help me!
I got the heart of an ape...

Going out one night
me and a feller got into a fight
I hit him with a left then I hit him with a right
but somehow I just couldn't finish the fight
no matter what I did he kept coming at me
he was the stubbornest man I ever did see
it was in vain, I find out last
this feller's got the jawbone of an ass

and me
I got the heart of an ape...

Well in the end I was getting fed up
I said to this doctor, look man, I’ve had enough
All this animal junk won’t do
Get me some organ that doesn’t come out of the zoo
He said, what about this for size?
I tell you, I could hardly believe me eyes
I looked at this thing with dismay & suspicion
It was the brain of a politician.

I’d rather have
The heart of an ape...



So get off your high horse and stop the holier than thou attitude.
 
#5
I'm not on a high horse, just pissed off that you find it so fucking funny.
I'm only going to say this once more, there is nothing wrong with the current way of becoming an organ donor that advertising and education wouldn't improve. Like showing that advert and others like it on prime time TV. Put it in the middle of big bruvva or I'm no longer a celebrity, anything that gets the most viewers, even BBC. That WOULD increase donor card holders.
 
#6
Lamri said:
I'm not on a high horse, just pissed off that you find it so * funny.
I'm only going to say this once more, there is nothing wrong with the current way of becoming an organ donor that advertising and education wouldn't improve. Like showing that advert and others like it on prime time TV. Put it in the middle of big bruvva or I'm no longer a celebrity, anything that gets the most viewers, even BBC. That WOULD increase donor card holders.
Lamri
You are entitled to your opinion, as are the rest of us.

Unfotunately though you seem to think anyone holding a differing point of view to your own is stupid and ignorant.

Seems there are a lot stupid ignorant people on RR
 
#7
slim said:
Unfotunately though you seem to think anyone holding a differing point of view to your own is stupid and ignorant.
Utter Bollocks Slim.
I'm not the one that keeps saying what WOULD happen without backing it up with FACT.

slim said:
Seems there are a lot stupid ignorant people on RR
On that note I couldn't agree more.
:roll:
 
#8
Calling all Matelots

Now is that special time to think about your shipmates and loved ones. There you are in the middle of the oggin when a wire hawser lops off your hat stand (head) in an accident.

[align=center]DON'T LETS THE REMAINS GO TO WASTE !
Donate your Bits 'n' Bobs to others.
Father Famine always needs donations
in the gash can so he can feed all those hungry sailors
(not to mention seagulls)
[/align]



There.... just for you Lammers! :thumright: :dwarf:
 
#10
This, however, I find funny:

TheDailyMash said:
SACKED CITIGROUP WORKERS BOUGHT BY FINDUS

Citigroup staff contain more protein than cattle

THE 75,000 workers sacked by Citigroup are to be bought by the multi-national food conglomerate Findus, it was confirmed last night.

The frozen food giant is understood to have offered around £2.20 a kilo in a deal worth £12.5 million.

Citigroup insisted the sale was an excellent result for shareholders and would help to offset redundancy payments to the workers' families.

Meanwhile Findus said the wholesale purchase of such a large number of redundancies could lead to a slight change in the flavour of the company's famous minced beef Crispy Pancakes.

A spokesman said: "Once the sale is finalised we will be able to process them very quickly.

"There will be nothing left that you could use for a funeral, as such, but the families can always buy a box of Crispy Pancakes and bury it in the back garden as a sort of symbolic gesture."

CITIGROUP REDUNDO-FACTFILE

* If all 75,000 workers were laid end to end the line would stretch from Mansfield to Redditch via the M1 and M42.

* Together they would fill one Old Trafford, one-and-a-half White Hart Lanes or seven-and-a-half Glanford Parks (Scunthorpe United).

* Their total weight is 5700 metric tonnes, bone-in.

* This would produce enough meat for 10.9 million packets of sausages.

* The 33 acres of leftover skin would cover an area slightly larger than the Arndale Centre in Manchester.
:)
 
#11
Lamri said:
Put it in the middle of big bruvva or I'm no longer a celebrity, anything that gets the most viewers, even BBC. That WOULD increase donor card holders.
Those who watch these programs couldn't tell the difference between a donor card and a dona kebab. :w00t:
 

Yorkie_S/M

Lantern Swinger
#12
Does it matter how you get people to donate, if having a laugh gets just one donor and you get a full set of bits and pieces mission accomplished.
By the way getting an MPs brain can't be bad, it would be unused.

____________________________________________________________
I came on this earth with nothing I'm doing well I still have it, if I can find it.
 
#14
Yorkie_S/M said:
Does it matter how you get people to donate, if having a laugh gets just one donor and you get a full set of bits and pieces mission accomplished.
By the way getting an MPs brain can't be bad, it would be unused.

____________________________________________________________
I came on this earth with nothing I'm doing well I still have it, if I can find it.
Problem is it may be unused because it unusable.
 

KATWEEZIL

Lantern Swinger
#15
Devils Advocate

Lamri

Have you got any Kids?

If you have then imagine this...

One of them needs a transplant (Say Heart/lungs or liver)

Oviously you or Mrs Lamri cant donate

In the meantime there could be several organs at any one time that would be suitable but under the current law could not be used.

If you can still provide the same answer as above then more power to your elbow.

I'm going to have to go through a similar situation with Mrs Katweezil in the near future so I think you can guess my own opinions on this.
 

KATWEEZIL

Lantern Swinger
#16
Oh and BTW both me and Mrs K can still laugh

Q - what has four legs, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss out of you?


A - A kidney Dialysis Machine!
 
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