Adultery in the navy is a very common thing, Shaggin an oppos missus saves your oppos ring, Cus if you got frustrated and was well topped up with gunk, You might be very tempted to visit your oppos bunk. Or worse than that a junior, a poor little bit of skin, Could well be grabbed by the hips one night and a lump pushed into him. It isn't very nice you see when you've just thought your life was sound, To be grabbed by hips by a big OD and have your young ring ground. And how can we have such things as these happen in our fleet, Tales of sodomy and debauchery, the press would have a treat. How would it look on news at ten, when the bells on Big Ben sound, To have a skin young junior scream!!...... their trying to poke me a pound. So adultery is approved all round its a part of naval life, If you oppo goes to sea you nip round and bone his wife, It doesn't matter what the civvies think or even what they say, You do it as part of your duty, they can even dock your pay. Trust me I'm a sailor we would never lie its against our code of ethics,as true as "pigs can fly" So if you read of jack shaggin his mates wife, whilst he's out at sea, You know he's only doing his duty, no matter how unpleasant it might be.