Discussion in 'Submariners' started by Joe_Crow, May 21, 2008.

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  1. Following on from this thread, the Buttercups Sanctuary for Goats are looking for sponsorship from submariners.

  2. Any good looking ones?
  3. All of them.Why so picky all of a sudden?
  4. There's also QinetiQs' rare Chinese Panda ejector seat testing herd,
    the Galapagos tortoise SSE testing team, Hamsters-as-fire-blankets
    experimental division, the use of meercats to clean external hydraulic
    pipework committee and the replace the trot sentry with a gibbon

    All have now spent all the dosh given to them by the MOD, so all
    livestock needs to be re-homed, otherwise it will be sold as a job
    lot to the Spanish for use in religious festivals.
  5. The goats could go to the Masons!

  6. The gibbons, thankfully, do not need to be re-homed, as the programme proved such a success that they are now all employed as trots. Their rudimentary grasp of English has been obfuscated by teaching them to speak in a Welsh accent and putting S&S badges on their shirts.
  7. Touche'
  8. The subject of going from aft to fwd and vice versa on the casing has been exercising the HSE lately. No matter what the Jimmy says 'screaming along the casing and up over the fin while looping around any raised masts in the process to check draft marks' is dangerous. AND now the bloody gibbons are starting to copy the UDTs!

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