Yes....been harking back to the heady days of those badly written "Erotic Novels" - known as *AFO's*, with someone at work - much longer in the tooth than myself. All in crap English - and there was one usually stuffed behind the trap somewhere in the heads and bathrooms of most ships. An example: "Stup! Stup!", she cried in exeter "You are hurdling me!". She screamed out again in exeter as he frugged her on the soda. She stood up, and the spud he had just shot screamed downed her legs, over her kneecups to her uncles. The elderly amongst us must have recollections of these wonderous little paperback porn novels??