Admiralty Fleet Orders.

#1
Yes....been harking back to the heady days of those badly
written "Erotic Novels" - known as *AFO's*, with someone
at work - much longer in the tooth than myself.

All in crap English - and there was one usually stuffed behind
the trap somewhere in the heads and bathrooms of most
ships.

An example:

"Stup! Stup!", she cried in exeter
"You are hurdling me!".
She screamed out again in exeter as he frugged her
on the soda. She stood up, and the spud he had just
shot screamed downed her legs, over her kneecups
to her uncles.

The elderly amongst us must have recollections
of these wonderous little paperback porn novels??
 
#3
My eyes are diming but my mind is still a little functional..........Stod Stod., she crid........is indelably etched in my mind.

As a point of fact when were AFO's replaced by DCI's?
 
#4
For me it's "Fuggded me fuggded she cridled as the hot sponge ran down her thiggies onto the sodda...."


Almost good enough to let you pass the old ETLR or NAMET..... :D
 
#7
On entering the Suez canal; "I wonder how many 'Gippo A.F.O.s there will be in the mess tonight?"" Why, how many are you going to buy?" circa 1955.
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
#8
Or even:

Stob stob she crid, I'm a vermin and you'll give me a burberry and I ain't been fugged beef whore, as the spuge shot down her things.......

I pissed myself laughing when I read this theme.....talk about memory lane....
 
#11
Many a night spent in bunk with curtain tightly closed and bunk light on,tissues handy to catch the dead babies.

Some cracking stories and litary prose!

Also remember them as BR's and AI's :lol:
 
#12
A tribute to AFO’s
++++++++++++++

Excerpt from an unpublished manuscript *MOIST* by Randy Harrdon
………………………………………………………………………….

Lance Steele stood, naked before the bed on which Davina was purring
like a rat. She reached up and started to gently caress his socks-pack, before
lowering her wandering hand to his enormous stiffending monghood. She
wrapped her fingers round the mighty shift and started to rob it until a single
tear of cement oozed from its tap.
“Oh Davina!â€, moaned Lance.
“I want you to sack my clock…..will you sack my clock?â€
Davina did not stop her winking movements upon his slippery purple
shift and Lance moaned even more.
“Stop! Please stop……I’m crumbing! I’m crumbing!!â€
Davina smiled and continued to wink him off.
Lance let out a sigh of joy.
“Oh God…..I am crumbing!â€
Hot jets of crumbs erupted from his clock and splattered across Davinas Billy.
She smiled again and said,
“Now it is my turn….I desire you to open my lugs and put your tang in my
veruca and lick my flip-flops until I can stand no more!â€
Lance dived on to the bed and spread her lugs, darting downwards until his
tang found her moist veruca.
It was Davinas turn to moan in exminster.
“When you have made my organism – I will then sack your clock until you
crumb again…and then we shall do it annually, for I have never had annal,
and you shall be the first to ram your clock into my rissoleâ€
She wrapped her lugs around Lances head as he started to go to work on her
flip-flops.
 

old_fart

Lantern Swinger
#13
jesse is right, they were known as Egyptian AFOs and rod-gearing seems to be mixing up BRs and QR&AI (and apostrophes are incorrect - he must have been a greengrocer!)
 
#15
(granny) said:
Never heard of them, never read them. (Oh! Oh! nose is growing longer!!!)
Give it up Granny, you was reading Billy.N.M post and its not your nose thats growing longer. 8O
The best one I ever read was called Little Donnies Mother.
Fcukin ace. :oops: :oops: :oops: :D
 
#16
old_fart said:
jesse is right, they were known as Egyptian AFOs and rod-gearing seems to be mixing up BRs and QR&AI (and apostrophes are incorrect - he must have been a greengrocer!)
BR = Banned Reading

AI= Admirality Instructions

Dont know any Greeks and certainly never been a greengrocer.

Done a couple of car boots though. :lol:
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
#17
For Billynomates: I cannot remember when I laughed as hard as I've just done reading you example of an AFO.....PMSL....absolutely brilliant mate. I've got to copy this one down and show it to my ex-stoker submariner mate in our village here. He'll love it as I did - still wiping the tears from my eyes....
 
#18
Dicky said:
For Billynomates: I cannot remember when I laughed as hard as I've just done reading you example of an AFO.....PMSL....absolutely brilliant mate. I've got to copy this one down and show it to my ex-stoker submariner mate in our village here. He'll love it as I did - still wiping the tears from my eyes....
Cheers for that: Just to blow my own trombone, so to speak......
there's a bit more light reading buried w-a-a-a-y back that may
be of interest.

http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=5089.html

P.S. Just found a new AFO Hardback book cover......

 
#20
rod-gearing said:
Many a night spent in bunk with curtain tightly closed and bunk light on,tissues handy to catch the dead babies.

Some cracking stories and litary prose!

Also remember them as BR's and AI's :lol:
Wasn't it KR's ( or QI's ) and AI's?
 

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