Admiral West offers to knock the shit out of Michael Gove

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  1. Gove will throw in a swift uppercut the first time Alan says "cost of living crisis"
  2. Banjo - a curates egg of an Officer; but I quite like him.
  3. If he punches Michael Gove in the face, I'll like him more.
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  4. Officers are shit at fighting. I once watched the DWEO and a sprog YO having a ruck outside a Bacardi bar in Puerto Rico. Frankly I've seen drunk birds on Southsea Pier with better moves.

    A tenner says Gove puts him on his arse.
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  5. I don't think he's the first public figure to call Gove out.

    Didn't Will Self do something similar on Question Time a while back?
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  6. This man isn't winning any fights. Ever:


    Whereas after a couple of glasses of brandy, this man will politely ask a lady to hold his rakishly angled cap and start throwing bombs.

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  7. I dunno man, Gove looks like the sort of weird kid who collects Warhammer and has a big fuck off knife in the bottom of his PE bag 'just in case.'
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  8. I reckon West, due to his age could be in trouble, Gove has got the kind of face you couldn't stop punching... Plans must be in place to drag West off him after a day or two.
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  9. Sorry but it's not the brightest thing Westy has ever said. That said, it's Jack humour that will be lost on most.
  10. Gove will be expecting Marquis of Queensberry rules, What West has to do is go straight in with a Glasgow kiss, swiftly followed by a Gorbals uppercut. End Ex.. ^_~
  11. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    You're right.

    Banjo hasn't quite got the hang of this street-fighting malarkey. You deck-'em first, then make a speech about it.

    Think "Pre-emptive Strike" Banjo. Don't do what the BBC did throughout the Falklands campaign and broadcast combat intentions.
  12. Or just baseball bat the twat! (if its a metal one he can wash the blood off afterwards!)
  13. Or, for that true sociopathic effect, lick it off afterwards.
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  14. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator


    C'mon Banjo, 'ave 'im! :threaten:
  15. Looks like someone already has...:\\\\\\\')
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  16. Subsunk

    Subsunk Badgeman Book Reviewer

    I think Gove will go for the 'outside of the boxing ring' option, given that he is a little shithouse lacking in moral fibre.
  17. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    When's the rumble?

    I need to record it, I'm going on my hols soon.
  18. And in second place...


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