Admiral & a Chief

Discussion in 'Nautical Jokes' started by Chaz, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. [h=6]A CPO and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
    They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

    The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a brothel!"

    The CPO turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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  3. I liked Chaz's best, its in the delivery
     
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  4. Admirals daughter falls in love with a 3 badge stoker and they decide to get hitched.
    The admiral gives his blessing on one condition.
    He tells his daughter 'What ever you do , don't let him have it the other way'
    She promises him she wil make sure he doesn't .
    Several years later whilst lying in bed she turns to her husband and says
    'Jack, just for once can we try it the 'other' way?
    He blurts out 'What , and have bleeding kids!
     
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