ADF man robbed of laptop by ladyboy

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    He was clearly never taught how to spot a kai tai; or was he.
  2. The way some of them are strapped up, a drunken fumble in the nether regions may not have raised any doubts, the adams apple and large hands/feet must have passed muster for him aswell. :)
  3. Had a double take there. I read the "aswell" (no space) as "swallow".

    Freudian slip, do you think?
  4. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    At least there is a dit attached. Our laptops only get lifted from parked cars. Very dull in comparison.........
  5. :wink: Bet he knew all the time??? the Aussie Poofter :lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. All bets are on for what will be the latest Aussie scandal, we've had sex games in the Navy and now we have ladyboy espionage in the ADF :lol:
  7. So the Aussie didn't know about Thai Laptop dancers :p
  8. I can only hope that this officer is subject to the same procedure as the four lads sent home From HMAS Sucess under a cloud of adverse publicity.
    Or maybe if one loses government property while shagging a kaitai the powers that be will look after you, but run a book on trapping female sailors and you will be removed from your ship in disgrace with all the attendant outrage and condemnation from the hypocrites in the press, government and ADF command. :x
  9. The LCDR in this case and Thai Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

    Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

    In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by; the predatory females.

    If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in your laptop.
  10. Kratoey is the correct pronounciation.

    Katoey is accepted.

    Thais miss out the letter R much like we miss out the letter H in 'ome, 'ave, or 'orrible.

    Kai Tai means "dead chicken" or "who died"
  11. Correct.

    Another Thailand veteran i presume??
  12. You are correct in your presumption :D
  14. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Thinking about it Jacks normal Kai Tai spelling is the more accurate :lol:
  15. Correct except in Singapore ladyboys are known as kai tais.
  16. Never been to Singapore. Is that a local word or a corruption of Kratoey?
  17. :wink: :wink: A corruption of matelots!!!!!!
  18. Presumably “dead chicken†relates to the similarity in appearance of a limp and ceased to function man-bit and that of a dead chuk’s neck?

    Language is fascinating; I should use it more often.
  19. And "who died" is a reference to their propensity to end up walking away from trussed up and stone dead punter with their belongings, a la Carradine...

    Kai (really should be Gai) = 'Chicken'

    Tai = 'Dead' or 'Died'

    Krai = 'Who', but as I mentioned earlier Thais like to miss out the Rs that come after consonances.

    I was just pointing this out so that people could see how if they went around saying Kai Tai outside of the whoremonger ghettos or to any Thai who hadn't heard a million farangs who don't know or haven't been able to escape the inertia of getting it wrong you would probably meet with a "wtf?" response. Thais are so laidback and 'bothered' about things most of them will just let you get it wrong and even keep saying it your way when you're around because they can't be arsed to correct you in the first place. Its either something to do with face, or they're taking the piss with their often impish kiddish sense of humour.
  20. CuppaTea. Think about it mate.

    Kai Tai = Dead Egg.

    Which is probably a good description. :lol:

    Kai means Egg.
    Gai means chicken.

    And your right about Thais never picking up farangs on their p1ss poor pronounciation or the way Farangs morph words into something else into a period of time.
    We say Bangkok they say Krung Thep, but thats another story... :wink:

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